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burdz19
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Lithuania
3063 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:14:10 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Didn't want to highjack Fly Doctor's thread but Alpine's post made the most sense to me of any, although there were some great ideas

My question is if you really want to mess with a Pain in the Butt and are mad enuff to follow thru, with no intent of a LEO showing on front door........... What is the best and worst ways any "friend" (since I know ya'll wouldn't) of yours has ever messed with someone?

For example for best : Some Coalminers I knew once, while on strike, mastered the art of turning a few 10d nails into tire jacks, little grinding off the heads, twisting in a vice.......... and no matter how they threw them a couple always found their way facing up.

Example of worst : Friend had an ex that was, well still kinda PO'd, she like driving by and running over his mailbox. After about the third time, he'd had enough so he got a railroad rail, buried about 6 feet down in concrete and put his box on top. She swerved to hit it, car stopped, she went through the windshield, he did 2 years.

Brian

It's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown

"God sent dogs to earth to teach humans how to love." allen griggs

M1Garandlover
Senior Member

USA
2420 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:21:34 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Example of worst : Friend had an ex that was, well still kinda PO'd, she like driving by and running over his mailbox. After about the third time, he'd had enough so he got a railroad rail, buried about 6 feet down in concrete and put his box on top. She swerved to hit it, car stopped, she went through the windshield, he did 2 years.


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How the hell did he go to jail for that? She's the dumb biatch that tried to run over his mailbox.
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legear
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USA
5613 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:22:31 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Tuna juice in the air cowel of their car

quote:
he did 2 years
Why? she broke the law

"All laws which are repugnant to the Constitution are null and void."
CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN MARSHALL
Marbury vs. Madison

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legear
Advanced Member

USA
5613 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:24:03 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hehe. You were nice enough to not hijack someones thread, and now we have hijacked yourssorry!

"All laws which are repugnant to the Constitution are null and void."
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FrancF
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USA
32849 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:27:47 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have a friend that had some kids in 4x4's tearing up his south 40. 3 inch tire spikes buried 300 yards post the No trespassing sign got the message across for three individuals. 44 inch super swampers, a ticket, and tow was not cheap for them.

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Queen of Swords
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USA
14329 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:30:31 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Had a friend who went to her doctors for her Depo shot. Knowing she would have to have a pregnancy test before, I called her from another phone in the company, across the hall from hers, and pretended to be her doctor's office, announcing to her that she was pregnant.

She turned white and fell to the floor...



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joshmb1982
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USA
5800 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:36:13 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by burdz19

Didn't want to highjack Fly Doctor's thread but Alpine's post made the most sense to me of any, although there were some great ideas

My question is if you really want to mess with a Pain in the Butt and are mad enuff to follow thru, with no intent of a LEO showing on front door........... What is the best and worst ways any "friend" (since I know ya'll wouldn't) of yours has ever messed with someone?

For example for best : Some Coalminers I knew once, while on strike, mastered the art of turning a few 10d nails into tire jacks, little grinding off the heads, twisting in a vice.......... and no matter how they threw them a couple always found their way facing up.

Example of worst : Friend had an ex that was, well still kinda PO'd, she like driving by and running over his mailbox. After about the third time, he'd had enough so he got a railroad rail, buried about 6 feet down in concrete and put his box on top. She swerved to hit it, car stopped, she went through the windshield, he did 2 years.

Brian

he did 2 years? wth she was the one destroying property
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burdz19
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Lithuania
3063 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:43:52 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dang where is Mateo............ to splain in legal terms


They proved he knew it was her doing it and he did it with the intent of harming her

It's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown

"God sent dogs to earth to teach humans how to love." allen griggs

Edited by - burdz19 on 08/28/2009 8:45:01 PM
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WCI
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1469 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:44:30 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
RAW Chicken well hidden in a Zip lock bag in there car.

Rag soaked in Tung Oil thrown in car with windows up during summer. Depending on day takes about 45 minutes.

When we where kids we (THOUGHT ABOUT) printed up fliers for a fictitious company called DDD, Deep Dark Dicks and sent a fake receipt to the neighborhood kids parents thanking the kid for his order of all kinds of various happy sex toys. And noted the discrepancy of his mothers name on the credit card.

This was early 80's
We also ( Thought About) calling various companies and residences and leaving on there voice mails that they had won a free trip to Hawaii all expenses paid and gave out his address and phone number. I know first hand had we done this many ticked off people showed up to collect and threatened to sue them for not delivering as promised.

WHAT IS MY NAME?... I'm THE LEAD FARMER- MOTHER _______

Revenge is an emotional response, This is punishment.

When Pushed,,,Killin is as easy as breathin...
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dg101win
Member

USA
773 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:48:34 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well if the person is white,just sign him up for some ethnic magazines. Where he gets the mags first and the bills later.
Use the tear out cards from the mag.

Retired Air Force Msgt--NRA Endowment Member
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WCI
Senior Member

1469 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:54:09 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Make an anonymous call to the Sheriff that while going to the bathroom in Starbucks you walked past the person whose car looks like X with Y license plate, but they where looking at kiddie porn while enjoying their latte.

Bet his life will be turned up side down.

WHAT IS MY NAME?... I'm THE LEAD FARMER- MOTHER _______

Revenge is an emotional response, This is punishment.

When Pushed,,,Killin is as easy as breathin...
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kimi
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USA
33607 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:55:38 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rcrxs old lady

Had a friend who went to her doctors for her Depo shot. Knowing she would have to have a pregnancy test before, I called her from another phone in the company, across the hall from hers, and pretended to be her doctor's office, announcing to her that she was pregnant.

She turned white and fell to the floor...




What's next

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Fly Doctor
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4022 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:56:34 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Now you've gone and dun it, pard! Don't go givin' me no idears, dagnabit!

Here's one I was told second hand. A guy was pissed at his wife, who was
divorcing him and taking the house. So one night he went back to their property, with a drill, a wide bit,
a bottle full of a mix of strong herbicides and a small funnel.

He drilled every tree on the property multiple times and filled the
holes with the mixture. Within two weeks,
every tree on the property was dead or dying. To my knowledge, he never got caught.

Edited by - Fly Doctor on 08/28/2009 8:58:18 PM
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burdz19
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Lithuania
3063 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  8:58:38 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fly Doctor

Now you've gone and dun it, pard! Don't go givin' me no idears, dagnabit!

Here's one I was told second hand. A guy was pissed at his wife, who was divorcing him and taking the house. So one night he went back to their property, with a drill, a wide bit, a bottle full of a mix of strong herbicides and a small funnel.

He drilled every tree on the property multiple times and filled the
holes with the mixture. Within two weeks, every tree on the property was dead or dying. To my knowledge, he never got caught.




Crabgrass killer and Lasso mix........... but you didn't hear that from me

It's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown

"God sent dogs to earth to teach humans how to love." allen griggs
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WCI
Senior Member

1469 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:05:46 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Have to ask what would happen if the two substances fell in together accidentally and mixed? Like say during an earth quake?

WHAT IS MY NAME?... I'm THE LEAD FARMER- MOTHER _______

Revenge is an emotional response, This is punishment.

When Pushed,,,Killin is as easy as breathin...
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cce1302
Advanced Member

USA
8778 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:15:26 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Molotov cocktail through their window.

5 lbs of sugar in their gas tank.

Spray weedkiller on their lawn in pretty patterns. Make words.

Cut down a tree so it falls into their living room.

Paint their house pink while they're on vacation.

Steal all the shingles off their roof.

Fill their yard with orange construction barrels.

Take a jackhammer to the concrete in their driveway.


My friends think these things are funny when they do them to me.

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tneff1969
Advanced Member

USA
4839 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:22:47 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Powdered milk all over the yard

Signed an A-hole samephobic family friend up for the Houston happy Political Caucus, he got lots of goodies delivered to his office. He is still pissed over it, and I still think it was funny.
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WCI
Senior Member

1469 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:23:28 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wait for a rainy morning or winter storm and block their driveway with traffic cones.

WHAT IS MY NAME?... I'm THE LEAD FARMER- MOTHER _______

Revenge is an emotional response, This is punishment.

When Pushed,,,Killin is as easy as breathin...
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Fly Doctor
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4022 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:26:26 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have jars of old honey left over from the beehives on the old ranch.

We live in bear country.

Hmmmmmmm....


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LaidbackDan
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14161 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:28:25 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Date their daughter.


I just read "100 things to do before you die" and was quite surprised that yelling for help wasn't one of them.





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coledigger4
Member

USA
820 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:32:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by burdz19

quote:
Originally posted by Fly Doctor

Now you've gone and dun it, pard! Don't go givin' me no idears, dagnabit!

Here's one I was told second hand. A guy was pissed at his wife, who was divorcing him and taking the house. So one night he went back to their property, with a drill, a wide bit, a bottle full of a mix of strong herbicides and a small funnel.

He drilled every tree on the property multiple times and filled the
holes with the mixture. Within two weeks, every tree on the property was dead or dying. To my knowledge, he never got caught.




Crabgrass killer and Lasso mix........... but you didn't hear that from me




What is Lasso mix?

Ask nunn if he has any Aspercreme left. Sounds like a dab of that stuff could ruin it for awhile.

Edited by - coledigger4 on 08/28/2009 9:38:04 PM
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Alpine
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9751 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:42:40 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rank amateurs.

To qualify for real payback you must meet these qualifications:

They must not know who did it.

There must be no physical evidence.

There can be no witnesses. You cannot tell nobody.

Do not do it on your, or their property.

When you are told of the "happening" you must act surprised/concerned as you would when told of any "bad" thing happening.

Let me give an example. A friend of a friend overheard a person of interest saying they would be at bar on a particular night. This bar's parking lot was secluded, but there footpaths to it from another location.

I was shocked to learn a particular person had their motor drop out of their vehicle a few blocks from a bar. The motor mount bolts must have vibrated out because they were nowhere to be found. Alas the person was also arrested for drunk driving when the police came to the broke down vehicle.

What a shame!

Now do you see what I mean?






Your mileage may vary.
“Every time a system is made foolproof - a new class of fool emerges.”
Prod Harris



"If you ain't got pictures, I wasn't there."

"Profanity is the linguistics of the inarticulate."

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
Albert Einstein

In a follow-up story, local police are considering charging Mr. Lapointe with felony stupid. The usual additional charge of Ignorant in a Smart Zone will not be applied, due to the rural location of the incident, according to a police spokesman.

"The two most important rules in a gunfight are: Always cheat and Always win." Clint Smith

I come from a State that raises corn and cotton and cock-leburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me.
- Willard D. Vandiver

The burden of proof lies on the plaintiff.
- Legal maxim

Edited by - Alpine on 08/28/2009 9:44:06 PM
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retroxler58
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
27293 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:55:09 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good:

The 'ol Flaming Dog Poo In a Paper Bag trick.
Leave it on the knuckle-head Principal's front porch, light, ring bell, run like there's no tomorrow...

Better:

Place Banana on floor, out of sight, behind co-workers desk.
Within a couple of days, banana attracts little bitty flies.
Within a week, they're having to fumigate the office to kill all the flies.
During second week, Some flies still present, banana dried up... repeat.

Best:

Purchase qty-2, metal, 1-gal cans of paint thinner at local hardware store.
A few days after your argument with [fill in name here]... take both cans, don't open and leave sealed, puncture bottom of can, placing both metal cans on roof of newest car... wait 6 hours... paint is dripping to ground and lovely colors appear on concrete drive.

I'm not real sure where those thoughts came from...




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I am, an AMERICAN by birth and FREE by BLOOD and Constitutional Armed RIGHT...
I AM but ONE Individual of the 3%, PERIOD.

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Joe Drees
Senior Member

USA
1828 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:55:16 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In the navy someone once cut up fiberglass lagging clothe into very fine pieces and put it in someone's bedding. They also got a subscription to "High Times" in a chief's name.
We would call one jerk officer every thirty minutes at night. Called it "Operation Red Eye". Did it for days.

joe

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bigtire
Advanced Member

USA
9261 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  9:57:06 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Paint stripper poured all over the car. I hear it does wonders.


I once put bubble bath in a cheesey fountain of a neighbor.


An evil tree bears evil fruit. You can destroy as much fruit as you want, but it will always grow back, and it will always be evil.Tear the tree out of the ground by the roots and burn it. Burn it to ash and grind out the embers with your boot until there's nothing left. Not a single spark. Not a single seed.

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jeffie076
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1987 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  10:11:14 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just get some paint thinner or whitegas, some starting fluid, collect all of the empty cold pill panels you can find, mix up some of the paint thinner with some of the starting fluid and throw in a couple of cold pills in a 2 liter bottle of soda, (use gloves- no prints)and stash it under the porch or in the backyard of your intended target and scatter some of the cold pill panels all around and call the drug hotline saying there's a meth lab going on, sit back and watch what happens, COPS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
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Fly Doctor
Advanced Member

4022 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  10:19:27 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joe Drees

Called it "Operation Red Eye".



Aw, c'mon now Joe.

Have a heart pal!

Sheesh.



(see my medical thread)
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11b6r
Advanced Member

USA
13149 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  11:32:43 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Knew one gent that was VERY upset by his treatment at a restaurant. On the way out, he noticed fishbowl with business cards in it. Sign said "Business card drawing- fee lunch for 4". While putting his card in, he palmed about 50 other cards. Called them all, told them they had won lunch for 4.

For the next week, manager had to deal with 200 upset folks that were looking for their free lunch.

"Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine."
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oldrider
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USA
3919 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2009 :  11:41:19 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Used a liitle less harsh but very rewarding method two years ago. I had just gotten a new cell number and I began to receive calls asking for Guadalupe. One guy would not believe he had the wrong number and kept thinking I was running interference for 'Lupe. Caller ID captured his number- a bank that was trying to collect a debt. This guy must have been new, but he was very determined.He would not believe that I wasn't screening calls for Guadalupe. I got his cell number as well as his office extension and listed them both in our local want ad paper "Pit bull puppies- free to good home. I live in an area where there are a lot of minoritiy kind of folks. Paper came out Friday, by Monday both phone numbers had been changed. Never heard from him again.
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spanielsells
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16195 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  04:46:22 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by burdz19

Dang where is Mateo............ to splain in legal terms


They proved he knew it was her doing it and he did it with the intent of harming her

Exactly. Most states (if not all) have laws against setting booby traps.

April 19, 1775
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wild cat man
Junior Member

USA
493 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  06:28:29 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
drive nails in the road then cut the heads off works better tha the jack rocks used on picket lines
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fordsix
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5825 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  07:15:20 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
get some of the doe in heat pee in a bottle.put into a syringe push into rubber around windows of car and squirt..summer is the best time
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Fatstrat
Advanced Member

8318 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  08:04:20 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Pour Quikcrete down the cleanout port of their home sewer line.

I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions.....
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mechman460
Junior Member

USA
185 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  08:10:49 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
tie a rope around a drive shaft of truck. Leave about 20 feet extra and tuck it in the frame rail. Tie the other end around the passenger side mirror. A short drive down the road it will make a loud ripping sound followed by a bunch of banging under the truck. lots of damage.

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tapwater
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9079 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  08:36:28 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mechman460

tie a rope around a drive shaft of truck. Leave about 20 feet extra and tuck it in the frame rail. Tie the other end around the passenger side mirror. A short drive down the road it will make a loud ripping sound followed by a bunch of banging under the truck. lots of damage.



...I like it, but I'd forget about the mirror.
Too easy to spot it. Just tie an old sash
weight or old sprocket to the rope.

...I'll repeat what I said in Fly Doc's thread:
Every magazine subscription card you can find.
Around the holidays, there are all kinds of
musical santas and such type garbage. It takes
months to send it all back and get the bills
stopped. Your target might be sure it's
you, but can't prove it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.******

"Send lawyers, guns and money"



Edited by - tapwater on 08/29/2009 08:39:35 AM
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burdz19
Advanced Member

Lithuania
3063 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  09:08:06 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I should remember to never tick any of you, I mean any of your friends, off

Thanks for the laughs guys and some good ideas


Brian

It's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown

"God sent dogs to earth to teach humans how to love." allen griggs
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Radar
Senior Member

USA
1900 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  09:32:42 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Call the power co. and tell them you want the power shut off so that some rewiring can be done,give them their name ( your dear friend ) and address as if it were your own and tell them you want the meter pulled or better yet have it shut off at the pole because you got a new dog and he can be mean.Tell them you will need it off for atleast 2 days. Careful what phone you use.

Up to my ass in brass and still shooting fast
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iwannausername
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7043 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  09:38:49 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This is similar to the DDoS via USPS ... except the geeks use the automated request forms for Harriet Carter, ABC Trading co, Oriental Trading, etc.

http://www.macobserver.com/article/2002/12/06.11.shtml


:)

quote:

...I'll repeat what I said in Fly Doc's thread:
Every magazine subscription card you can find.
Around the holidays, there are all kinds of
musical santas and such type garbage. It takes
months to send it all back and get the bills
stopped. Your target might be sure it's
you, but can't prove it.


user@darkstar:~$ links -dump http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.billofrights.html | grep "the people"
or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to
the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and
construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
or to the people.

Why is it that one of these "the peoples" isn't considered to be The People?
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WCI
Senior Member

1469 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  09:54:40 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here's a couple more.

I have heard if you sprinkle Cheerios on there car in direct sunlight it will burn through the clear coat and they will have little rings all over there car. I have never tried this but was assured it works?

I had the misfortune of finding this out my self but also did it to myself meaning no one else was involved but it could very easily be done to someone.

I had left a ratchet strap hanging out of the back of my truck after unloading some material at my shop and quit for the evening. One end was hooked in the stake pocket on the bed and the other end was left laying on the ground. The next day I get in put it in reverse and as the truck starts to move I hear a noise? Get out and I had ripped about a 16" slash straight down the side of my truck. Those hooks are stronger than you would think.


WHAT IS MY NAME?... I'm THE LEAD FARMER- MOTHER _______

Revenge is an emotional response, This is punishment.

When Pushed,,,Killin is as easy as breathin...
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A J Christ
Advanced Member

Switzerland
5649 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  10:54:19 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A locking gas cap makes a nice gift for someone.

Remove the existing cap and install the locker. You can break off the key in the lock if you like, pull it out about 1/4 of the way, snap it off and shove the broken part all the way in.

Be careful of security cameras. No need to get filmed.

A good example of a bad example
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john w
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4053 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  11:23:10 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the worst i have ever done to an enemy is dump skunk essence or some other really smelly substance (doe urine etc) down their cowl vent in their cars. Another fellow i had a squabble with i put a live clam under his seat and stuffed it up under the rug. The smell from that was terrible when it rotted and opened up!. It is a shame we just cant fight it out anymore without going to jail and losing or gun rights and our shorts!. I miss the old days SIGH
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evileye fleagal
Advanced Member

USA
3262 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2009 :  11:42:47 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
all according to how bad you want to get them.
from visine in there drink or full blowed pheno.
from a can of sardines under the seat or a cat fed exlax.
do you want harm to be fall them or just there stuff.
if you have time to watch them maybe they have somthing to hide.
like stealing from the plant where they work. jobs are hard to come by.
or a pingpong ball with draino in there gas nossle.
a bad step on there deer stand.
or an unpluged frezzer.
there is lots of dirty things that can happen.
but camreas are everywhere then the ever present KARMA.
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.


VENGANCE IS MINE SAY THE LORD!!!!!!

dont whine,it makes you look stupid an me want to kick you
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SWAT 50
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USA
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Posted - 08/29/2009 :  12:57:15 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Let me chime in on the O/P post .

It is against Federal law to put a post box on an immovable post and if it happens it is your butt.

also the road is not your property it is the city's or county's and they don't want one on there property either, snow plows and graders get damaged.

So when you see one of those pretty brick mail boxes just know it is Illegal.
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catpealer111
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Belarus
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Posted - 08/29/2009 :  1:05:09 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When I was in college I use to get drunk, stagger around town, and urinate in the cowl vents of people's cars that I didn't like.
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