GunBroker.com Message Forums
Review our Posting Guidelines
GunBroker.com Message Forums
Home | Profile | Register | Active Topics | Members | Search | FAQ
Username:
Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?   Trouble / Can't log in?

 All Forums
 GunBroker.com Message Forums
 General Discussion
 I Met A Older Women At A Bar (Joke)
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  

TooBig
Advanced Member

USA
24799 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  6:46:10 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that?' I asked

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'


NO COUNTRY CAN SURVIVE OPEN BORDERS AND WELFARE XXXXXXXXX It's time for the Democraps use their brain and the Republicans to grow a Pair. Tell Congress it's time to Read the Bills First

savage170
Advanced Member

24009 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  7:00:21 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

All characters appearing in these jokes are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.


I've got to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?"
Too many people are taking it as a challenge.
Go to Top of Page

mmppres
Senior Member

1794 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  7:14:03 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Go to Top of Page

scooterdriver
Junior Member

USA
305 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  8:32:28 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bet it has happened to more than one unsuspecting lad.
Go to Top of Page

remingtonoaks
Advanced Member

USA
14249 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  9:12:06 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Go to Top of Page

droptop
Advanced Member

USA
4534 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  10:38:18 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Go to Top of Page

retroxler58
Advanced Member

Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
32907 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  11:18:26 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Go to Top of Page

dakotashooter2
Advanced Member

5759 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  11:31:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sounds like my luck.

For those who believe Obama is the Messiah remember, prophecy tells use the antichrist will proceed the TRUE Messiah.
Go to Top of Page

AzAfshin
Senior Member

2383 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  11:44:37 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Go to Top of Page

montanajoe
Moderator

Trinidad and Tobago
45478 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2017 :  11:53:51 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


GunBroker.com Moderator
The Largest Auction Gun Store Online including Pistols, Shotguns, and Rifles
Go to Top of Page

armilite
Advanced Member

Mozambique
39722 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2017 :  07:53:37 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Kill the Head and the Body Will Follow.
New Orleans Saints Defensive Coordinator

They made penicillin from moldy bread so there is hope for you.

There is no situation that you can not get yourself out of with the proper amount of explosives.

G19






http://www.GunBroker.com/Auction/SellerAuctions.aspx?User=190228">My Stuff for Sale at GunBroker.com











Go to Top of Page

glyn
Advanced Member

3716 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2017 :  11:45:28 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Those who live by the sword will be killed by those who dont. Glyn
Go to Top of Page

Horse Plains Drifter
Advanced Member

Botswana
30114 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2017 :  3:57:54 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dakotashooter2

Sounds like my luck.

Yep, me too!


81st FA BN WWII...Thanks Dad

CA #8....3%


Go to Top of Page

Wulfmann
Advanced Member

USA
5724 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2017 :  4:44:55 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

ďA government that does not trust itís law-abiding citizens to keep and bear arms is itself unworthy of trust.Ē James Madison

Go to Top of Page
  Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Jump To:
GunBroker.com Message Forums © 1999-2017 GB Investments, Inc. All Rights Reserved Go To Top Of Page
Powered By: Snitz Forums 2000 Version 3.4.06


Visit GunBroker.com at: www.gunbroker.com
Use of this Web site constitutes acceptance of the site's User Agreement
Site Map