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bullshot
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Posted - 12/06/2017 :  09:15:35 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote




If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with
rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are
successful.


Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?


What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?


If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?


Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be
called double V?


Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to
fully work.


Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.


The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".


Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard
as trying to win.


100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.


Your future self is watching you right now through memories.


The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in
1953 are probably dead.


If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the
answer to each of them.


Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.


If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it



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discusdad
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USA
9703 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2017 :  10:14:32 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yep, makes a guy just say Hmmmmmm never thought of that

Edited by - discusdad on 12/06/2017 10:15:16 AM
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AzAfshin
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2465 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2017 :  10:21:09 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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dav1965
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USA
10643 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2017 :  11:11:31 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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glyn
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3765 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2017 :  11:52:16 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Those who live by the sword will be killed by those who dont. Glyn
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spasmcreek
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31993 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2017 :  11:54:59 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
work all your life to get to do things you can't do at that age
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Brookwood
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USA
3053 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2017 :  1:30:03 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I always seem to either have lots of time and no money or lots of money and no time. Go figure!
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e8gm
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1249 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2017 :  9:26:05 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why is there a permanent press setting on an iron? If the garment is permanent press why is it wrinkled enough to need ironing?

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."

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Ditch-Runner
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USA
14360 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2017 :  10:45:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
why is the key pad on a bank drive thru also labeled in braille
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montanajoe
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Trinidad and Tobago
45747 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2017 :  09:51:37 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yup,,


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austin20
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USA
29094 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2017 :  6:34:48 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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