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montanajoe
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Trinidad and Tobago
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Posted - 12/06/2017 :  11:59:18 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
...do you know what it is???
99.64% will NOT know this,,,,


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Idahobound
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USA
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  12:01:01 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Unemployment
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montanajoe
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Trinidad and Tobago
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  12:01:45 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Idahobound

Unemployment

LOL,but no


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tangara
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  12:05:24 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A dog!
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montanajoe
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Trinidad and Tobago
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  12:09:24 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tangara

A dog!

nope,in fact,the dog could have one of these weapons himself,,


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montanajoe
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  12:17:45 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.outsidebozeman.com/magazine/archives/summer-2017/lion-wait


a cougar collar,,,





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Edited by - montanajoe on 12/07/2017 12:20:17 AM
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dakotashooter2
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  12:20:52 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Stay out of singles bars ?

For those who believe Obama is the Messiah remember, prophecy tells use the antichrist will proceed the TRUE Messiah.
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andrewsw16
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  01:37:28 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wedding ring?
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Flying Clay Disk
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USA
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  02:31:53 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I read 2/3rds of that article, jaw agape, thinking to myself 'this just can't be real...can it???' I came close to hitting the reply button with "What will those goofy, moronic, liberals come up with next????", but I continued on...reading.

Then I got to this part...

quote:
Pee on your buddy before a backcountry run and you’ll both feel better. Headed out for a hike with the kids? A squirt of piss goes a long way toward making the day safer and more fun for everyone.”


Dude, you owe me a new monitor, cuz when I got to that part I spewed my Perrier water out my nose and all over my monitor!

HA HAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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Edited by - Flying Clay Disk on 12/07/2017 02:34:35 AM
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Mobuck
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  07:37:22 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I make every effort to invite such attention. It seems cougars are afraid to attack old grizzlies.

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Idahobound
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  08:27:44 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mobuck

I make every effort to invite such attention. It seems cougars are afraid to attack old grizzlies.



Look for FARS cougar collars at outdoor stores, fish & wildlife offices, and local adult shops.

I like this line. Not many items you can buy at the fish and wildlife offices and adult shops.

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select-fire
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  08:28:59 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dakotashooter2

Stay out of singles bars ?



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pwillie
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  08:37:49 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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bullshot
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  08:54:57 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Make it a point to NOT be where they are ....... works 100% of the time.


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kimi
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  12:27:31 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



What's next

A couple of favorite quotes:

"What goes around comes around."

“Abe, climb down from Mt. Rushmore, and vacate the penny. Your days in the pantheon are over, thanks to the scholarship and courage of Thomas J. DiLorenzo.” — Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.



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He Dog
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Italy
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  12:44:02 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That is great if you are Abby. Me, I just keep Forgemonkey handy.

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SG
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USA
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  1:20:12 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cat nip?
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Rocky Raab
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USA
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  1:40:52 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Speechless.

Liberal insanity on parade. First, ban cougar hunting and predator control. Side with the predators when they kill livestock and become bolder around people. Then, when the cougars start attacking children, do the libs finally see reason? No. They come up with ditsy ideas like spiked collars.

(Note to libs: You don't have to pee on yourself before a cougar attacks. That'll take care of itself.)
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Mr. Perfect
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  5:14:20 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Can't believe anyone didn't instantly recognize that as satire.

"When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace." -Jesus

"Also he [David] bade them teach the children of Judah [the use of] the bow" -Samuel

"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Col. Jeff Cooper

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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Rocky Raab
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  6:30:41 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You have to look pretty hard down under the article to see that "Found in: Humor" tag. Two things make it seem believable: It's from Bozeman, and there is absolutely nothing too wacko for liberals.
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Wulfmann
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USA
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  7:01:44 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am guessing pissing on yourself would also be the number one defense against a cougar known as an older human female

“A government that does not trust it’s law-abiding citizens to keep and bear arms is itself unworthy of trust.” James Madison

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yblockhead
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Posted - 12/07/2017 :  11:59:09 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think I'm in trouble, as I married one 29 years ago...........
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Mr. Perfect
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Posted - 12/08/2017 :  12:29:07 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The names Zoe Olgist and Moy P. Kontie (among other things) totally gives it away in the first paragraph.

"When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace." -Jesus

"Also he [David] bade them teach the children of Judah [the use of] the bow" -Samuel

"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Col. Jeff Cooper

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

G1
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Grasshopper
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Posted - 12/08/2017 :  3:19:00 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am at the point where I wouldn't mind a good looking cougar attack me just cause.
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forgemonkey
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USA
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Posted - 12/08/2017 :  3:27:25 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Grasshopper

I am at the point where I wouldn't mind a good looking cougar attack me just cause.



Ask and you shall rec,,,,,,,,,,,never mind ,,,,,,,,,

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