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yoshmyster
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  04:30:13 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Didn't realize how much I depended on that silly thing. Not knowing how much time I had before needing to leave made poopin' a rush job. before you ask I don't wear a watch or have a cell phone. Yeah my kind do exist.

dav1965
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USA
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  07:03:06 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I always wear a watch when i leave the house.
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Brookwood
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USA
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  07:23:20 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"TIME" There is no such thing as time when such an important job needs to be done!
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Henry0Reilly
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USA
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  07:31:38 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bran flakes every day can help with this issue. I wrote a poem about it.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I take a dump like a B-52,
Get in, drop the load, get out.


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Brookwood
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USA
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  07:38:29 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Henry0Reilly

Bran flakes every day can help with this issue. I wrote a poem about it.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I take a dump like a B-52,
Get in, drop the load, get out.



That's a good one Henry! Butt what do ya do when there is fog over the target site??
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jimdeere
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USA
15725 Posts

Posted - 01/12/2018 :  09:08:23 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There is NOTHING more important than my morning constitutional.
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Rocky Raab
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USA
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  09:19:00 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What is this "need to leave"? The only clock in my bathroom is my big hand on the flush handle. The alarm is what my wife feels if she enters too soon after...
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spasmcreek
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  09:45:03 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
we had a clock on the wall oven ....oven blooped and we are waiting for a new one to arrive...always looking at the space...no clock
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gunnut505
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USA
9769 Posts

Posted - 01/12/2018 :  10:57:10 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Coupla jokes to help ya know when you've been in there too long;

How do you fix a Woman's watch?
You don't; there's one on the stove!

Why are Women's feet smaller than Men's?
So they can get closer to the kitchen sink!

Why do Women take longer in the bathroom?
OK, TIME'S UP!!!

"Qui non est hodie cras minus aptus erit" --OVID

"It never hurts to help!"--EEEK the Cat
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Smitty500mag
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USA
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  11:42:15 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Brookwood
That's a good one Henry! Butt what do ya do when there is fog over the target site??



Carpet Bomb!!!



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yoshmyster
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  8:46:48 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Went to Target after work and picked up a nice $3.99 mint green with white face and regular numbers. Replaced the one my tehas bro gave me one year at Christmas. A billiard balls on green face. The price tag on it was $29.99 . Prices on wall clock came down since the '90s.

I was thinking about putting some luminescent paint on the outer frame. Being that it's mint green and I live in perpetual twilight. I also like things that glow. Free light ya know? Or maybe it's that I'm a byproduct of Hiroshima and Nagasaki kaboom.
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FrancF
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USA
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Posted - 01/12/2018 :  9:06:00 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I rely on my tablet in the bathroom. Watch the local news with my coffee. Sounds like a lot of work, but I don't like surprises on my long commute.

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spasmcreek
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33750 Posts

Posted - 01/12/2018 :  9:53:26 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i use a phone now and do not wear a watch..BUT..where the hell to find a BRIGHT flame orange phone..black ones can hide in plain sight...oh yeah you can get PINK ones...jesus H.....covered my BLACK dumb phone with orange and silver bits of reflective tape and it can still hide...it does not like me...wants to sleep with dreams of electric sheep i guess
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