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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that?' I asked

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ' still awake?'

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All characters appearing in these jokes are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Bet it has happened to more than one unsuspecting lad.
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Sounds like my luck.

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Originally posted by dakotashooter2

Sounds like my luck.

Yep, me too!

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