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savage170
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 Posted - 12/07/2017 : 08:58:06 AM
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I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'
I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.' |
All characters appearing in these jokes are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
I've got to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?"
Too many people are taking it as a challenge.
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AzAfshin
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Posted - 12/07/2017 : 09:23:47 AM
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montanajoe
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Trinidad and Tobago
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dav1965
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USA
11067 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2017 : 09:52:11 AM
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select-fire
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55555 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2017 : 10:07:56 AM
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glyn
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3905 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2017 : 10:53:16 AM
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Those who live by the sword will be killed by those who dont. Glyn |
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gjshaw
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Posted - 12/07/2017 : 11:13:50 AM
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!" |
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TooBig
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USA
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Posted - 12/07/2017 : 2:29:10 PM
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NO COUNTRY CAN SURVIVE OPEN BORDERS AND WELFARE XXXXXXXXX It's time for the Democraps use their brain and the Republicans to grow a Pair. Tell Congress it's time to Read the Bills First  
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austin20
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USA
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Posted - 12/07/2017 : 7:48:10 PM
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Horse Plains Drifter
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Botswana
30791 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2017 : 8:13:43 PM
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81st FA BN WWII...Thanks Dad
CA #8....3%
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mmppres
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Posted - 12/07/2017 : 8:44:35 PM
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Flying a kite joke
