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nightmare

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,455 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2011 in General Discussion
Going to bed now & hope when I wake up I realize this was just a bad nightmare[:(][:(]

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    savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,455 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Awoke from a nightmare dream I had last night.Haven't had one of those in many years.

    Dreamed that I got up to go whiz,looked out the bathroom window and saw an addional 18 inches of *#**@!*& snow.
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    savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,455 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.



    His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK?

    The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.

    The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.

    The next day, Auntie Susie dies.



    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.

    His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son.

    The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died.

    The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.

    The next day, granddaddy dies.



    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight..

    His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son.

    The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died.

    The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

    The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.

    The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die.



    After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision.

    He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning.

    He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed.

    He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

    Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife.

    "Good God, Dear," he claims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"

    She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
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    bambambambambambam Member Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]Good one
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    allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,241 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That's funny.

    Will copy and email.
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    NavybatNavybat Member Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,679 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:0][;)][:D][:D]
    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,309 ******
    edited November -1
    why is he going in to wish his son good night after his son is already asleep?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    dav1965dav1965 Member Posts: 26,543 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,519 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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