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OLD GUYS LIKE ME50 AND UP

96harley96harley Member Posts: 3,992 ✭✭
edited February 2005 in General Discussion
Saturday I made the 20 year mark on the department. I have no plans of retiring but being within two months of turning 54 I started noticing some things so here goes guys.

I noticed lately I have trouble lining up my sights; old eyes.

During deer season my left knee ached and swelled up; old joints.

I cleared and burned brush Sat. and my elbow hurt. I think it's that tennis thing even though I don't play tennis; old joints again.

I leave one room, walk into the next to pick up something and then forget why I went into the other room to begin with.

I find myself saying, "What" or "Could you repeat that please?":
old ears and a lot of shooting.

There's other parts that don't fuction like they used to so I'll leave it at that.

Well, I wondered if I was alone with these woes. I know some of you more seasoned guys are going to say, "Harley, you're just a pup wait'll you're..........." and that's kind but the fact is we started getting older the day we were born. Getting older; just another chapter in this book of life. A chapter in which we all take an active part in good health and in bad.




"Save the Whalers, they need jobs too."

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    walliewallie Member Posts: 12,171
    edited November -1
    TAKE 2 VIARA'S AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING 717-717-7173 DR WALLIE
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    nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,008 ******
    edited November -1
    Welcome to the club!

    Notice the big font so your old eyes can see it.

    SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com the best gun auction site on the Net! Email gpd035@sbcglobal.net
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    RadCatRadCat Member Posts: 680 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    HARLEY-


    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! On joining the Club 54.


    I have been a member since June 2004.

    About those symptoms you talk about, I don't have a clue, I already forgot. My left knee doesn't hurt anymore, two years ago I traded it for a new one.

    Viagra is the new "recreational drug", mostly young kids use that, don't need it. We on Club 54 have staying power, I think that's what they call it...[:D][:D][:D][8D][8D]
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    BOBBYWINSBOBBYWINS Member Posts: 7,810
    edited November -1
    Yep!

    I turned the big 5-0 in November.My eyes started goin' when I turned 40,I've been plagued w/the gout for years,but have that under control.
    Saturday a week ago,for no apparent reason,my lower back started hurtin' a bit and only got worse throughout the week.It's better now,but still there.Been usin' a hot pad every night for a week and beginin' to think I should buy some stock in ALEVE.All the joints in my left hand have been achin' the last few days,maybe it's this damp weather we've been havin' lately.My digestive system must be out of wack or somethin' 'cause the daily routine ain't like it used to be.
    My hearin's been goin south little by little for years now(too many years in this noisy ol' body shop maybe).

    And to think I'm just half way there.[:D]

    BW

    IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
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    alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Welcome-stay awhile-pull up a rocking chair and we will talk about things we forgot![:D][:D]

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    2-barrel2-barrel Member Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well Harley I think the title "Senior Citizen" means all the things that you describe. What I used to could do in two hours now takes me that long to decide if I feel like doing it. Then I wonder why it took me all damn day to do it. You are not alone buddy. [;)]

    2-barrel
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    Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    WHAT?

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    METCOMETCO Member Posts: 769 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    96,
    your CRS will!!! just get worse.
    regards
    metco
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    IAMACLONE_2IAMACLONE_2 Member Posts: 4,725
    edited November -1
    Turned 54 Saturday...
    If you wake up breathing thats a good sign.
    It it still hurts to move thats also a good sign.
    Another bald, half blind, wrinkled up, deaf, bad back, bad legs, overweight, grumpy senior sexy citizen.
    But hey my teeth are still good.
    Life is good, if you dont wake up dead first!
    Walte
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    select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,453 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I just got thru cleaning some guns.. Looked for my glasses.. I had sat on them and knocked the one lense out.. duh??? Now I have my perscription shades on till I can find the little tiny screwdriver.. Can't remember where it is.[:D]
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    Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages...

    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

    4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

    5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

    7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.

    9. You might live without sex (but not without glasses).

    10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

    11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

    12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

    13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
    14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into
    the room.

    15. You sing along with the elevator music.

    16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
    off.

    18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National
    Weather Service.

    19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
    remember them either.

    20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

    21. You can't remember who posted this.


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    Ray BRay B Member Posts: 11,822
    edited November -1
    Aging differs. I'd meet a friend on mine, now deceased, in the woods when I'd get a week off work for elk hunting in November- He'd go set-up camp prior to Labor Day, then pull stakes after elk season, about Thanksgiving. After one particularly arduous climb up out of a canyon we met two "old guys" at the rim. They were discussing how in their younger days they could have done that, but neither was able to now, for this reason and that reason and so on. It was cold, so we were dressed sufficiently that little of any was revealed. In the course of the conversation we learned that one of the "old" guys was mid 50s, the other was early 60s. My friend just snickered as we walked away, at the time he was 72.
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    kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,857 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oh CRAP ...

    I'm only 47 and I already have most of those problems ...

    It's not so much my eyes are bad, its just my arms are too short

    My left knee and both feet have been bothering me for at least 5 years

    The forgetting thing has been going on for at least 5 years ...
    ... but now I'll get up in the middle of the night and forget why I got up.

    The list is getting longer ... but I don't want to remind myself about it.
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    If you really want to do something, you'll find a way ...
    ... If you don't, you'll find any excuse.
    If you really desire something, you'll find a way ?
    ? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
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    wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hmmmph!, Kids!

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    Whenever I see a cow eat grass, I am reminded that "This too shall pass."............ Baxter Black
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    dg101windg101win Member Posts: 751 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I hit 53 back in September. Needed Bifocals before turning 40. Well into trifocals now. A royal pain to shoot handguns with iron sights.
    No aching joints yet.No need for the Viagra yet.The soon to be wife is only 43 She KEEPS ME YOUNG[:D] and best of all she likes to shoot![:D]

    Retired Air Force Msgt--NRA Life Member since 1971
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    96harley96harley Member Posts: 3,992 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    You are so right on target. I forgot the hair and teeth thing. Thanks for reminding me. There goes with that memory thing again.

    I am hoping I can hold together for another 10 years to increase my retirement a few more points.

    You guys have heard this. I look at things a lot like the following story on different situations. I only relate the following in the same context it was related to me so bear with me.

    A young bull and an old bull stood on a hill. Below them in a pasture were several good looking cows. (You have to picture this from the bull's point of view, thus good looking cows.)

    The young bull says, "Hey look at all them cows, let's run down there and breed one."

    The old bull responds, "No, let's walk down there and breed em all."

    Kinda of true in another respect as well. When we get older most of us start to let our big head do most of the thinking. Saves us a lot of grief.


    "Save the Whalers, they need jobs too."
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    LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    56 here and don't feel a day over 25. Problem is, I just can't remember 25. [:D]

    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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    Jim RauJim Rau Member Posts: 3,550
    edited November -1
    The official term for what you have is 'oldfartitus'. There are a few of us lucky enough to get it!![;)]

    Self defence is an ablsolute and natural right. Keep your powder dry! J. Rau, Alaska
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    cacti25cacti25 Member Posts: 999 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    57 here,,,,, can't remember what else I was going to say.
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    cacti25cacti25 Member Posts: 999 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    57 here,,,,, can't remember what else I was going to say. Some days are better than others, I think.
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    rossowmnrossowmn Member Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    More examples of things to look forward to as you grow older:

    A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well
    dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit,
    flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after
    shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks
    into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is
    an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties). The
    gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a
    drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell
    me, do I come here often?


    An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems
    for a number of years. He went to the doctor and
    the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of
    hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear
    100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a
    month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your
    hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased
    that you can hear again."

    The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my
    family yet. I just sit around and listen to the
    conversations. I've changed my will three times!



    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center
    were sitting on a bench under a tree when one
    turns to the other and says . . . "Slim, I'm 83 years
    old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know
    you' re about my age. How do you feel?"

    Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

    "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"

    "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my
    pants.


    An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's
    house, and after eating, the wives left the table and
    went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were
    talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a
    new restaurant and it was really great. I would
    recommend it very highly."

    The other man said, "What is the name of the
    restaurant?"

    The first man thought and thought and finally said,
    "What is the name of that flower you give to
    someone you love? You know... the one that's red
    and has thorns."

    "Do you mean a rose?"

    "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then
    turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's
    the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"


    Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for
    patients being discharged. However, while working
    as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--
    already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
    suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my
    help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules
    being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the
    elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife
    was meeting him.

    "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the
    bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
    [:D]
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    bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,664 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    well said....... and the adventure continues!
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    pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Have you heard this phrase? "If I would have known that I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself." Well FORGET that phrase. If I would have known that I would be in this shape, at this age, I would have at least DOUBLED what I did in the past. Some things I put off doing until later. Well guess what, now I CAN'T.
    If I knew then, what I know now.........

    You are soon to be part of the "I used to" club.
    I used to......roam the hills all day hunting.
    I used to......walk all the way around the lake fishing.
    I used to......ski.
    I used to......run 5 miles a day.
    I used to......jog.
    I used to......walk 5 miles a day.
    I used to......walk to the store.
    I used to......go up and down the stairs with no problem.
    I used to......go up and down the stairs.

    This getting old business SUCKS.
    Better than the alternative?
    Well, some days are better than others.

    Hope you make the next 10 without and major problems.

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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    shooter4shooter4 Member Posts: 4,457
    edited November -1
    Yup, know how you feel.

    I'm 53 and feel it most times, sometimes not. When I do the weights and the treadmill I feel a lot better/younger. But you gotta keep doing it.

    Couple of years ago I did, the past 2 I didn't. Maybe I'll start again, but its boring.

    Now I make that sound whenever I have to bend down or get up. You know, UHHHMMMMMMPPPPPPHHHHH!

    But I hang out with Joe and he's pushing 80. He ain't in much more worst shape then I fell I'm in. So I keep pushin.
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    FrogbertFrogbert Member Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What I enjoy most is going to the bathroom 5 times every night![:0][:(!]

    F.
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    paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    I resemble those remarks!


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    joeaf1911a1joeaf1911a1 Member Posts: 2,962 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Shooter 4: Watch your mouth young fellow. I aint 80 yet. Only 79.
    But to be back to my days to be 50 or 60 when I rode dirt motorcycles I
    would give a lot. Must admit, after 75 one sure slows down. "They" say
    that for each decade of life, one more thing goes wrong with the body.
    Hate to think about the comming decade. Really dont need any more ailments. See you and Elane friday for a home cooked Chinese eggroll
    and Chinese dinner made by us. I am still the second best
    Chinese cook on the east coast. Even made Chinese barbarqued deer ribs.
    Now thats unusual.
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    LexmLexm Member Posts: 46 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well I'm coming up on 51 and......................hmmmmm...what were we talking about again?

    Be one with your gun.
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    OklahomaboundOklahomabound Member Posts: 829 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    To fix 96harley's ills:
    1. specs
    2. aleve
    3. make lists, just remember where you leave them...
    4. learn to read lips
    5. just remember that you may not be as good as you once were, but you are as good once as you ever was....[8D]

    976371019-1.jpg "Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it." Lord Chesterfield
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    nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,008 ******
    edited November -1
    Dawnie and I were in Michael's one day, and I found a big bin filled with reading glasses for a buck a pair. I bought a big handful of them, all 1.50 diopter, and left them at strategic locations where I might need them.

    I am really bad at carrying them around with me.

    SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com the best gun auction site on the Net! Email gpd035@sbcglobal.net
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    victorlvlbvictorlvlb Member Posts: 5,004
    edited November -1
    I've got less then two years before I can retire at sixty two. I have no more want to in going to work. People tell me the time is going to fly by before I know it I'll be retired. Yeah right.Every day seems like a month. I can see good enough to hunt and fish, as long as I wear my glasses.I've gotten use to all the little aches and pains.If I ever wake up without an ache or a pain I'd figure out I'm dead. Funny thing is I have no problems when I'm out hunting or fishing. I hear it really gets tuff after you turn sixty five.[:D][:D]

    And this has come to pass,not to stay.
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    featheredcoyotefeatheredcoyote Member Posts: 53 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    What was it you asked again?
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    ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll be 71 in July,need I say more? [:D] [:D]

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    cacti25cacti25 Member Posts: 999 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That's a good idea mr nunn.
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    JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The sad thing is you are going to look back on this as when you were in good shape. Like my doctor says, it don't get any better. [;)]
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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    bama55bama55 Member Posts: 6,389 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Nunn - that is what I also do with the glasses. I hate carrying a pair around with me, but I may have to get used to it.

    I retired at the old age of 43 (1998). The only thing I didn't do was follow some sage old advise, "Don't retire until everything (house, etc.) is paid for"! I went back to work two years ago. Things are looking like I may not be there much longer. But, we can make it now without the money from this job.

    As for the aches and pains, been having them since early 30's. Too many foolish things when I was younger. One example: moving a steel cranked 427 Chevy engine (complete except for intake and carb) off a pickup bed and toting it to a stand. As I get older, the pains are getting worse (back, legs, feet ALL OVER). When I get out of bed, or get up from sitting, it's like the old Rice Crispies commercial, Snap, Crackle, Pop. Can't take strong meds because of kidney problems. So, as the old song goes, "just roll with it".[:D] Somedays it is hard to do! But, I look at others I know that are in worse shape than me, and am thankful my pain is not worse than it is.
    I will be 50 in March.

    Lifetime shooter - please speak louder.
    -
    "Don't send flowers when I die. Send money now so I can buy more guns and ammo."
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    CHGOTHNDERCHGOTHNDER Member Posts: 8,934 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I still got 10+ to get there, thanks for the bad outlook[:D] for the future.

    PJ

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    Welcome to the club!

    Notice the big font so your old eyes can see it.

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