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3 Blondes die and.............

bsallybsally Member Posts: 3,165
edited April 2005 in General Discussion
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before Saint Peter.
>> He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell
>> him what Easter was.
>>
>> The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where we have a big feast
>> and we give thanks and eat turkey."
>> St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
>>
>> The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
>> exchange gifts."
>> St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
>> The third blonde said she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So,
>> tell me."
>>
>> She said," Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
>> festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His
>> disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him,
>> hung Him on
>> the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind
>> a very large boulder . ..
>>
>> St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
>>
>> Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the
>> boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more
>> weeks of basketball."
>>
>> St. Peter fainted.
[:D][:D]


SALLY
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