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worst movie EVER??

SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
edited May 2013 in General Discussion
Dino Wolf is on.
An extinct prehistoric wolf is brought back to life using human stem cells and is eating the residents of a small town.
Special Agent Ding-a-Ling and Sheriff Numnuts here are tracking it.
Special agent Ding-a-Ling just said, "from now on, I'm my own man"[:0]

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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,294 ******
    edited November -1
    Call the freakin' police! Don't go out side! What are you thinking!![:D][:D]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Queen of SwordsQueen of Swords Member Posts: 14,355
    edited November -1
    "Blair Witch Project."

    Just follow the freaking creek!
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,294 ******
    edited November -1
    You haven't seen a good b movie until you've seen "Redneck Zombies".
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    torosapotorosapo Member Posts: 4,946
    edited November -1
    Hot Shots Part Duex top of the list. It had to be I walked out 5 minutes into the first Hot Shots.
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    HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    Full Metal Jacket.

    I hate that one for some reason.
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    the middlethe middle Member Posts: 3,089
    edited November -1
    2012...hands down full out worst trash movie ever!!!
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,294 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
    Full Metal Jacket.

    I hate that one for some reason.
    Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    wpagewpage Member Posts: 10,204 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    +1 on Blair Witch...
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    Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Queen of Swords
    "Blair Witch Project."

    Just follow the freaking creek!


    Yeah that movie sucked but let me tell you something, after watching that and then going * hunting at night my mind started playing tricks on me. Every little noise in the woods had me creeped out [:D]
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    jwhardingjwharding Member Posts: 2,897 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Gotta be Ned Kelly starring I think Mick Jagger. God what a movie.[xx(]
    JW
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    RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    Keep your Powder dry and your Musket well oiled.
    NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
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    discusdaddiscusdad Member Posts: 11,418 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Plan 9 from Outer Space, starring Bella Lugosi
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    countryfarmercountryfarmer Member Posts: 4,552
    edited November -1
    Natural Born Killers
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    ATHOMSONATHOMSON Member Posts: 3,399 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
    Full Metal Jacket.

    I hate that one for some reason.
    Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?


    You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

    One of the greatest movies ever. IMO

    AT
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    skicatskicat Member Posts: 14,431 ✭
    edited November -1
    Sex in the City


    Worst thing I've seen so far.
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    CaptFunCaptFun Member Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Eraserhead

    I had to watch it for a film class in college. (seemed like the lamest class I could find to fulfill my liberal "Arts" requirements.) We watched it four or five times. Hammered, sober sound on, sound off and everytime everyone with me just said WTH was that about. Truly a horrible movie.
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    pogybatepogybate Member Posts: 3,150
    edited November -1
    Freddie Got Fingered. BAD
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    Spider7115Spider7115 Member, Moderator Posts: 29,714 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
    Full Metal Jacket.

    I hate that one for some reason.

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    SwanKongSwanKong Member Posts: 989 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Manos, The Hands of Fate...worst movie, but one of the best movie characters ever!!
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    bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by the middle
    2012...hands down full out worst trash movie ever!!!


    Dude. That wasn't a movie. It actually happened.
    Ammo shortage and all. [xx(]
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    FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,278 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Attack of the killer tomatoes-[:D]
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    Killer clowns from outer space-
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    And last but not least-
    Drum roll Please..................................................................................
















    The Original "Bambi vs Godzilla"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBkc2jK-6w
    [:D]
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    austin20austin20 Member Posts: 34,969 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by RugerNiner
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    That was a bad movie. However, there is one line in it that always makes me chucke "Sew grandma sew like the wind.."
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    1BigGuy1BigGuy Member Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    River RatRiver Rat Member Posts: 9,022 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
    Full Metal Jacket.

    I hate that one for some reason.


    +1
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    River RatRiver Rat Member Posts: 9,022 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
    Worst movie ever? Anything with Tom Cruise. [V]


    Great Guns, I like the way you think. +100!!
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    pwilliepwillie Member Posts: 20,253 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "The Blob"[:o)]
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    35 Whelen35 Whelen Member Posts: 14,310 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Frozen in Fear.


    Yes, I watched it to the end.


    Yes, I would have rather scrubbed my nuts with a wire brush, then rinsed with a 50/50 mix of rock salt and lemon juice.
    An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.
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    HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
    Full Metal Jacket.

    I hate that one for some reason.

    r__lee_ermey__episode_37_by_cryptic_metaphor292-d35ofiq.jpg


    YADA YADA YADA - Talk to the hand.

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    JnRockwallJnRockwall Member Posts: 16,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Queen of Swords
    "Blair Witch Project."

    Just follow the freaking creek!


    I always said set the woods on fire. If someone is trying to kill you, a little bit of arson isn't going to hurt.
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    11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Toss up between Napoleon Dynamite and Borat.
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    austin20austin20 Member Posts: 34,969 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Pokemon the Movie or Caddyshack II
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    ltcdotyltcdoty Member Posts: 4,169 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Tarzan, The Ape man with Bo Derek. She was nice to look at, but couldn't act with a gun to her head.
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    steve45steve45 Member Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You beat me to it. Natural Born Killers sucks.quote:Originally posted by countryfarmer
    Natural Born Killers
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    nemesisenforcernemesisenforcer Member Posts: 10,513 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Worst movie ever? No contest: Blade II
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    HavegunJoeHavegunJoe Member Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Pretty much anything with Adam Sandler in it. One real dog was called, I think, Little Ricky. He was Satins retarded son or some such nonsense.
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    11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,588 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mars Attacks, Plan 9, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes all rate low on the Worst Ever scale- BUT-

    "The Terror of Tinytown"


    A Western
    Cast of midgets
    Riding Shetland Ponies

    No, really.
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    Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 24,572 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I remember that movie recorded it one late night yrs ago watched it the following weekend .. it was different

    quote:Originally posted by 11b6r
    Mars Attacks, Plan 9, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes all rate low on the Worst Ever scale- BUT-

    "The Terror of Tinytown"


    A Western
    Cast of midgets
    Riding Shetland Ponies

    No, really.
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    JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There is no doubt in my mind the absolute worst movie of all time was a 1966 spaghetti western called Ringo and His Golden Pistol. It was also known as Johnny Oro and maybe other names. I believe the reason for the name changes was it would never have made it through the first day because of word of mouth.

    I have sit through some pretty bad movies in my time, but with three attempts to watch that movie, I never made it past fifteen minutes. When movies are shown on the mess deck of Navy ships the projectionist will show the entire movie as long as there is one person there to watch it. They usually shut Ringo and His Golden Pistol down after one reel.

    It was about a bounty hunter who had a golden pistol. Not gold plated or gold inlay. It was a pistol made of pure gold. It started off bad, but it got worse. If you ever have a chance to miss it, do it.
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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    bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,684 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Anything made with or by Quentin Terratino (sp)
    Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.
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    dan kellydan kelly Member Posts: 9,799
    edited November -1
    you dudes ain`t seen a bad z grade movie yet!

    we got one here called "the cars that ate paris"

    talk about a heap of poop! [xx(][xx(][:(][V]
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