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Never kiss a girl....

idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
edited February 2005 in General Discussion
Okay...learned a hard lesson this weekend. If a woman tells you she's sick and advises you NOT to kiss her....don't tell her that you'll kiss her anyway and consequences be d@mnEd. I got a raging case of the flu. Upset stomach. Sinuses. Sore throat. Fever. Cough.

Ugh. The lovin' ain't worth it [xx(]

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    8yellowfintuna8yellowfintuna Member Posts: 787 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [xx(]

    "Beam me up Scottie"
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    sheepdipsheepdip Member Posts: 3,124
    edited November -1
    aint love grand !
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    HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Can't pay attention, huh? Hope you feel better. [:D]

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    plains scoutplains scout Member Posts: 4,563
    edited November -1
    Well I don't think much of the alternative. So I willnot agree with NEVER. But a sick one should just be quarantined until better.

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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Great. She just shot me an email from work today. She feels fit as a fiddle.
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    shoff14shoff14 Member Posts: 11,994 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    LOL, I gave my fiance a cold, then a week later she gave it back to me. Damn women!
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    ZERODINZERODIN Member Posts: 6,338
    edited November -1
    I got strep that way once. Only had to learn that lesson once.
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    Mr GeeMr Gee Member Posts: 429 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    man that musta been one ugly women .....
    Hmmm was it worth it .....'get'n sick'[:0]

    confused....but learning
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    MN HunterMN Hunter Member Posts: 2,299 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    well i guess, thanks for the advice...get better

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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She's far from ugly. She's GORGEOUS! She's probably one of the most attractive women that I've locked lips with in years.
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    taco413taco413 Member Posts: 2,504 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by idsman75
    Great. She just shot me an email from work today. She feels fit as a fiddle.


    Go to her work and plant one on her, only fair i'd say.

    Better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool!!
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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She's a nurse. I wouldn't want to expose anyone where she works. She wore her scrubs last night [:p]

    I'm sorry....couldn't resist.
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    1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Okay...learned a hard lesson this weekend. If a woman tells you she's sick and advises you NOT to kiss her....don't tell her that you'll kiss her anyway and consequences be d@mnEd.


    don't worry that urge will pass with enough time

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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    quote: Okay...learned a hard lesson this weekend. If a woman tells you she's sick and advises you NOT to kiss her....don't tell her that you'll kiss her anyway and consequences be d@mnEd.

    So what else is new?....You men never listen anyways....LOL[:o)][:o)]

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    hawkeye6020hawkeye6020 Member Posts: 2,517 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    that will learn ya. just wait till your married with kids, then ya just pass it back and forth for several weeks.




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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    BR--You're right about that. We don't listen. I met one gem of a woman last summer. We were dating up until about 2 weeks ago. She told me that she was going to crack under certain increased stresses in her life and she went back to the bottle and was too hard-headed to listen to me. That was probably the toughest "goodbye" in years. Some people you can help but sometimes those people just don't want to be helped. I should have listened because she told me all along it was going to happen.

    Then this sick nurse tempts the living you-know-what out of me and tells me I shouldn't kiss her because she's sick. Evil Evil Woman.
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    cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,460 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    75,

    You get no sympathy from me. She warned you. Your problem was you didn't follow the advice my realtor told me - location, location, location. That was your mistake - keep away from her mouth!

    Ask her to bring you some chicken soup and some day you will just laugh about this.

    cbxjeff<P>It's too late for me, save yourself. <br>
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Location location location...hmmm...I'll just "hold my tongue" and won't comment about those three words.
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    cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,460 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A Freudian slip????

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    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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    pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Kissing, location, and tongue, all in the same post? [:0] [:0] [:0]
    Should this post be Po*fed? [}:)]

    Does she like riding bikes? [;)]

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Like I said....no comment [;)]

    Great. Now I have a rash around my neck.
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    searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    Love hurts. Next time, gargle with an extra dry martini afterward. Perhaps before as well.

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    Henry0ReillyHenry0Reilly Member Posts: 10,878 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What do you get when ya kiss a girl?
    Ya get enough germs to catch pneumonia,
    After ya do, she'll never phone ya ....

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    Bill CostikBill Costik Member Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well I feel sorry, and jealous of you, at the same time. Have fun getting over it!
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    select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,453 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Idsman, sounds like your nurse needs to put you in bed. [:0]
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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    Idsman, sounds like your nurse needs to put you in bed. [:0]


    Ummm....no comment. [}:)]
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    fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    Let her do what she's good at. Invite her over to nurse you back to health.

    Ben

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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'd invite her over but I get a bit anti-social when I'm sick. I hate the ring of the telephone and human contact is out of the question except what is absolutely necessary for work. My head is going to explode and nothing seems to cure it. It got worse last night. I finally fell asleep around 5am.

    Can a girl give you PMS along with a cold if you kiss her?
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    young n dumyoung n dum Member Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    just got over the pass it around between the wife and kids thing.....was laid up for all of 2 weeks![:D]

    imay not know it all.....but at least I know that!
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    BOBBYWINSBOBBYWINS Member Posts: 7,810
    edited November -1
    Been there,done that[:(].

    Hope ya get well soon!

    Ya big DUMMY!!!


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    Mr.PissyPantsMr.PissyPants Member Posts: 3,575
    edited November -1
    Taking one for the team idsman, nice.

    quote:Originally posted by Bill Costik:

    Well I feel sorry, and jealous of you, at the same time. Have fun getting over it!Dude, you have a woman that is trying to buy you all kinds of goodies, sounds like you got it the best. [:D]

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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dude, she's not buying me anything. I've paid for everything so far but that's okay. She's a sweetheart and I don't mind spoiling a sweetheart. [:)]
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    fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    Well then, Ids...Was it worth it?

    Ben

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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    fmb--all I'm going to say is location location location[:D]
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    fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    (spoiler)ahhh,...Ids,
    that's rough, and it only gets worse when you shave. I don't know if there's a cure for it besides time. It's definitely not one that I'd want to explain to a Dr.

    Ben

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    squeeegsqueeeg Member Posts: 61 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shoff14
    LOL, I gave my fiance a cold, then a week later she gave it back to me. Damn women!


    My girlfriend and I passed a sickness back and forth like 3 times.
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    idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    squeeeg--They make penicillin for stuff like that <jk> [:D]
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