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Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.
barbwired
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Students in an introductory Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' One student wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, just before the ending bell rang, he wrote in desperation:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, just before the ending bell rang, he wrote in desperation:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
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