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So anyway....
One Tall Mama
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A guy walks into a bar..............
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JuJu(apologizing to OTM for being a bit "fiesty today)
Then what??????????????
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But appropriate tonight, dontcha think[:)]
JuJu (still apologizing to OTM)
And that one was bad... I should be aplogizing for that... HEHEHE
My heros have always killed cowboys.
How come I can't see your pics? I even downloaded them and I still can't see them?????????????/
spiny
'not all who wander are lost'
JuJu (LOL)
Michael
Paranoid keeps you alive, worry just gives you stomach problems.
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5 minutes later the door opens, the drunk staggers down the steps, knocks over a table, weaves up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "NO, go home, you've had enough". The drunk staggers out.
10 minutes later the door opens, the drunk falls down the steps, knocks over a table, crawls to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender is getting mad and he yells "FOR THE LAST TIME, GO HOME. I WILL NOT SERVE YOU A DRINK, YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH".
The drunk squints up at him and say "Damn, how many bars you work at anyway?"
KC
hehehehehe
~Jana
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
NSDQ!
"Nobody dislikes war more than warriors, but we value the causes of peace so highly that we will not duck a war in an effort to get a lasting peace." -General Daniel "Chappie" James
Two weeks later the doors to the saloon swing open and here walks the dog, black cowboy hat, black vest, gunslinger's rig on his hip. Walks up to the bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." Ba da boomp.
Old prospector rides into town and heads for the saloon. Goes to the bar and orders a shot. He looks down the bar and there is this pot of gold nuggets, a sign and a donkey next to it. He walks over and reads the sign "Win this pot of gold - If you can make the Donkey laugh"... The old prospector asks the barkeep - "Is this true?" The Barkeep nods and shakes his head with a smile.
The Prospector leans over to the Donkeys ear and whispers - The Donkey breaks out laughin and kickin and breying. The prospector grabs the pot of Gold, winks at the barkeep and walks out....
6 months later the old prospector comes into town for supplies. He walks into the saloon and orders a shot. Looks down the bar and sees the Donkey, a pot of gold, and a sign that says "Win this pot of Gold - If you can make the Donkey CRY". The old prospector asks the barkeep - "can I take your donkey in the supply room for a second?" The barkeep says "Well - as long as you don't harm him in anyway".
They go back into the supply room and come out in a few seconds - the donkey is just crying up a storm.. The prospector grabs the pot of gold and heads for the door. The Barkeep says "Whoa - hold on - I got to know how you made my donkey laugh - and then make him cry".
The Prospector says "To make him laugh - I whispered, mine is bigger'n yours......... To make him cry - I showed him!!!"
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY RIGHTS - GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY (this includes politicians)
Michael
Paranoid keeps you alive, worry just gives you stomach problems.
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My heros have always killed cowboys.