mystery meat?

53hawkeye

The wife brought home take out Chinese tonight.

Many different meat choices...some on a stick, some deep fried, even some cooked up special for General Tsao, and Kung Pow (hot).

I don't know what is what, but it all tastes good to me. Could be cat or rat, dog or ????

Don't ask, don't want to know.[:D] just keep eating.

burdz19

I swear on grandma's grave for the following..........

I have a 2nd shift made up of mostly Vietnamese and one of them ran a resturant on the side with his family. He told me that black dogs bring a higher price- they are more tender[xx(]


Sorry Hawkeye, enjoy dinner [}:)][;)][:o)][:D]

mateomasfeo

I got yer mystery meat...

Idahobound

On my first trip to Hawaii we stop at a Chinese joint on the big island after lunch I walk around back, connected to the resterant was some storage sheds one door was open and full on kennels with cats. I sure was glad I ate fish that day

Mr. Friendly

I thought someone was eating spam

JnRockwall

I know a guy who is in the fresh vegtable business and he say the chinese restraunts will come down and by the most rotten food they can. They NEVER buy fresh.

So it's not just the meats you have to watchout for..

53hawkeye

quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


I got yer mystery meat...


Your wife said there ain't much of a mystery[;)][:D]

William81

I spent a couple weeks in China a few years back.....sometimes it is better not to know...[;)]

spasmcreek

have you ever noticed that the neighborhood around an oriental restaurant is devoid of pets ???? enjoee youe lunchee...meester

blackhawk45

MEOW

mateomasfeo

screwobama

I used to work at a hospital in CA. and some of the nurse staff were phillipino. I don't know what it was they put in that microwave for lunch but it was the most god awful smell you could imagine. If I opened my refridgerator and something smelled that bad I would throw it out. I used to get complaint calls from the depts. around the one they worked in because the funk crept over to the surrounding areas.

wlfmn323

quote:Originally posted by Flying Clay Disk

Never see any cats hangin' 'round Chinese joints, do ya?

You do the math, err...ingredient list.


Mandarin Muffy

Kung Pau Kitty

Gen. Tso's Tabby

Cashew Kitten with string bean

Stir Fry Siamese

MMMMmmmmmm....


edit: %Deck the harrs wi barrs of horry...Far ra ra rar ...ra rar ra raaaa.%

Name the movie and you win a free entree' at Mr. Chong's Mashed Cat Emporium and Opium Den.






a christmas story

"umm, its smiling at us!"

wsfiredude

Cat's in the Kettle (to the tune of Cat's in the Cradle)

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you dont complain.
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork.
He's purrin here on my fork.

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys;
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite'
"There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys;
And that is when I knew...

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin there at noon.
They say that its beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin there on my fork.
Theres a hair-ball on my fork.

pietro75

Most likely Dog, they are easier to boil the hair off of.

Seen a few chinese joints get shut down for none usda approved meats or no visas. They don't see it as a big deal, it is what they eat back home.

soop

My cat likes chinese food..don`t know what that means,but he likes it.