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Quotes of wisdom

kissgoodnightkissgoodnight Member Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭
edited March 2003 in General Discussion
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Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
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I am in shape.
Round is a shape.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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Even if you are on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is true.
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There will always be death and taxes;
however, death doesn't get worse every year.
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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I am a nutritional overachiever.
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes it comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty,
it also begins to show.
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    ace22ace22 Member Posts: 544 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Time heals all wounds.Time and a half heals faster."

    I'm not a hippy!I'm a well groomed mountain man
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    sjc1sjc1 Member Posts: 130
    edited November -1
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse to the trap gets the cheese.
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    Supreme OneSupreme One Member Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hello,
    "
    don't take life too seriously, you will never make it out alive.
    "

    Michael

    Paranoid keeps you alive, worry just gives you stomach problems.

    Politics- From the words poly, meaning many, and tics, which are just little blood suckers.

    If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
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    redcedarsredcedars Member Posts: 919 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good list; I am stealing it!

    And Ace, here is a variation for you: "Time wounds all heels."

    redcedars
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