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Now I Know Why

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 35,709 ******
edited April 2004 in General Discussion
Leviticus 20:13

Thought you would enjoy this!

For those who haven 't heard, Washington State has passed both

laws - happy marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that happy marriage and marijuana were legalized on the

same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13

says "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."

We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before![:0]


  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 35,709 ******
    edited November -1
    all the pics last year of the rows of plastic coffins and body bags stockpiled by fema....when she gets elected they will be needed for all those who did NOT vote for her........
  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 35,709 ******
    edited November -1
    If the below stories are indeed true, maybe this explains why our illustrious representatives in DC are having difficulty with more serious problems in this country.

    The following are actual stories provided by a retiring Washington,
    D.C. travel agent of 30+ years:

    I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat on the plane so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

    I got a call from a Candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information.

    She interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but
    Capetown is in Massachusetts."

    Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa,"

    Her response. (click)

    A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

    He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state!!!"

    I got a call from a lawmakers wife who asked, "Is it possible to see
    England from Canada?"

    I said, "No."

    She said, "But they look so close on the map."

    An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 am and got into Chicago at 8:33 am.

    I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois,
    but she could not understand the concept of time zones.

    Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

    A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical
    description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to whom?

    I said, "No, why do you ask?"

    She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight, I think that is very rude."

    After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT), and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

    A Senator's Aide called in inquiring about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

    I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?"

    I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

    A Lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?"

    I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane.

    She said, "Yeah, whatever!!"

    A Senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa.

    "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa.

    When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"

    A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York."

    The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"

    "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady.

    After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere."

    The lady retorted, "Oh don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!"

    The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?"

    "That's it! I knew it was a big animal," she admitted!!!


    Now you know why the government is in the shape that it's in!

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  • gap1916gap1916 Member Posts: 4,977
    edited November -1
    Trust Me I Am With The Government And I Am Here To Help You. [8D]

    Former Marine
    A N G L I C O
  • tr foxtr fox Member Posts: 13,856
    edited November -1

    Quote "Somehow government decided that the Constitutional Bill of Rights has become the Bill of "Suggested" Rights and are to be rationed to the citizens as the power elite sees fit"
  • tr foxtr fox Member Posts: 13,856
    edited November -1
    from first hand experience I can tell you that many people that work for the government could not work and succeed anywhere else.

    Quote "Somehow government decided that the Constitutional Bill of Rights has become the Bill of "Suggested" Rights and are to be rationed to the citizens as the power elite sees fit"
  • shooter4shooter4 Member Posts: 4,457
    edited November -1
    I thought I knew that, but it saddens me greatly.

    Why do our neighbors put these people in power?
  • Night StalkerNight Stalker Member Posts: 11,967
    edited November -1
    Thanks Nunn, that really helps improve my faith in "those" people.



    "The Lord knows the way I take, and when He has tested me, I shall come forth as gold" JOB 23:10
  • chorkiechorkie Member Posts: 2,477 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Maybe I should run for office[:o)]

  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 38,925
    edited November -1
    direct ratio results of quality elected to citizen exercising franchise
  • DocDoc Member Posts: 13,899 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't know if these are true, but the part about the Fresno airport is correct. Up until a few years ago it was called "Fresno Air Terminal" and all luggage tags had FAT printed in big, bold letters. Quite a few unaware travelers were outraged over the years.
    Too old to live...too young to die...
  • HighballHighball Member Posts: 15,755
    edited November -1
    An Idiot could not remain in office one second without idiots voting for them.

    A socialist could never remain in office if the electoriat was smart enough to know how evil Socialism is....
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