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Dolly Parton

fugawefugawe Member Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭
edited July 2004 in General Discussion
msn states that Dolly has postponed her upcoming tour
due to a "back problem".
Could it be that her "front problems" (2) have
contributed to her back problem??[8D][:D]
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  • fugawefugawe Member Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There have been reports recently of Dolly Parton buying up controlling interest in several southern supermarket chains, such as Big Fair, Piggly Wiggly and Harris Teeters. The reports claim that she plans to combine them all into one huge chain. She plans to call it........
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    [^]You ready?
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    [:)]Here it comes...
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    [8D]Wait for it......
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    [:D]Big Wiggly Teeters!!!!![:p]


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  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 31,690 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    And the punch line is......? Don[8D]

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  • cussedemguncussedemgun Member Posts: 985 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    do you know why Dolly Parton has small feet?
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    Nothing grows good in the shade!




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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    Dolly was a knockout,..............................back in the 70's!!

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  • rldowns3rldowns3 Member Posts: 6,096
    edited November -1
    You know why Dolly Parton dosen't go jogging?



















    Because it'd give her two black eyes.

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  • searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    Dolly is a gal straight out of the mountains of Tennesee-and she brought them with her!

    A beautiful woman who remembers her roots-Not like some, Reba!

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  • 0311marine0311marine Member Posts: 3,233
    edited November -1
    her boobs r so big they have better credit then she does

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  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 34,529 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I saw her on tv the other day, she has had a bad, bad facelift.
    If you see her, and she looks ok, watch carefully. The camera will be at a distance, or will be a little fuzzy. She doesn't stand up to a closeup.
    Life is hell, but there comes a time when you can't pass yourself off as a 28 year old chick any more, especially when you are 65 years old.
    You could age gracefully rather than getting your face chopped up.
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  • mpolansmpolans Member Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What's wrong with Reba?
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  • meunkemeunke Member Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She did look awesome for a long time, and I'm not even a fan of country music.

    One woman who stayed good looking regardless of her age that not many people seem to remember: Sofia Loren.

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  • dakotashooter2dakotashooter2 Member Posts: 6,186
    edited November -1
    Good ole "Dolly Pontoons".
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,551
    edited November -1
    AHHHH...the lovely Sophia. Some of us haven't forgotten.

    Mudge the lustful

    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!<BR>
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  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,402
    edited November -1
    Never could figure how they came up with Walter Matheau to play opposite her in the movie (What was it? Grouchy Old Men or something?)
    I don't even think she uses artificial aids. She is just one of the most natural beauties there ever was. She always seemed to be a very down to earth & nice person as well.
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  • FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,278 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mudge
    AHHHH...the lovely Sophia. Some of us haven't forgotten.

    Mudge the lustful

    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!<BR>



    mudge-How about we put in Ann Margaret too [:D]

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  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Was it the Porter Wagoner show that Dolly use to sing on back when she really was 20 something? Use to watch that as a kid and wondered why she was so puffed up. Thought maybe bee stings. Poor thing.

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  • gunnut505gunnut505 Member Posts: 10,290 ✭
    edited November -1
    She and some guy in a spangly suit checked into the Holiday Inn Midtown back in '79 where I was Bell Captain; took over an hour to get all those dam wig boxes up to their rooms. She flips me a quarter, and says,"thanks!". I tossed it back and told her she'd need it to call someone to tote all her crap back downstairs. Then I went and got drunk with the band in the lounge.
    She's a hillbilly, alright!

    If you know it all; you must have been listening.<br>WEAR EAR PROTECTION!
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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    Dolly dated Elvis briefly when she was a teenager. She also packed a heater,(pistol) on a regular basis. Probably to protect those gigantic ORBITS!!

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