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Uh-oh! Joke
grdad45
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Text to neighbor:
Hi, Bill, this is Jimmy, next door. I?ve got a confession to make. I?ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I?m telling you in this text and I can?t live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this. The truth is that when you?re not around I?ve been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven?t been getting it at home recently and I know that that?s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can?t live with the guilt and hope you?ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I?ll pay you. Regards, Jimmy. Neighbor?s response:
Bill, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Jerry, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Bill then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Jerry.
Second text message:
Hi, Bill. Jerry here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed ?wi-fi? to ?wife.? Technology, huh? It?ll be the death of us all. Regards, Jerry. [:D]
Hi, Bill, this is Jimmy, next door. I?ve got a confession to make. I?ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I?m telling you in this text and I can?t live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this. The truth is that when you?re not around I?ve been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven?t been getting it at home recently and I know that that?s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can?t live with the guilt and hope you?ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I?ll pay you. Regards, Jimmy. Neighbor?s response:
Bill, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Jerry, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Bill then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Jerry.
Second text message:
Hi, Bill. Jerry here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed ?wi-fi? to ?wife.? Technology, huh? It?ll be the death of us all. Regards, Jerry. [:D]
Comments
WTH, if you suspect someone is diddling your wife, just shoot all of them. [:D][:D]
Hmmm. Did he shoot Jimmy or Jerry? "Hi, Bill, this is Jimmy, next door."...."and shot Jerry, killing him"
WTH, if you suspect someone is diddling your wife, just shoot all of them. [:D][:D]
As long as grdad45 doesn't call his wife by an Xs name in bed, he'll be okay[:D]
Hmmm. Did he shoot Jimmy or Jerry? "Hi, Bill, this is Jimmy, next door."...."and shot Jerry, killing him"
WTH, if you suspect someone is diddling your wife, just shoot all of them. [:D][:D]
A copy and paste editing error. Was sent to me by a friend, and I didn't catch the differences. [:I]
quote:Originally posted by andrewsw16
Hmmm. Did he shoot Jimmy or Jerry? "Hi, Bill, this is Jimmy, next door."...."and shot Jerry, killing him"
WTH, if you suspect someone is diddling your wife, just shoot all of them. [:D][:D]
As long as grdad45 doesn't call his wife by an Xs name in bed, he'll be okay[:D]
Hasn't happened in 48 years----so far! [:)]