Theater joke

savage170

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "sorry sir but you are only allowed one seat".
The old man didn't budge.
After getting the manager they both were unsuccessful in getting the dishevelled old man to budge.
Frustrated they call the police.
The officer surveyed the situation then asked "All right buddy what's your name"?
"Fred" the old man moaned.
"Where you from Fred"?
With a terrible strain in his voice and without moving Fred replied;
"The balcony."

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