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Terrorists Explained

22WRF22WRF Member Posts: 3,385
edited May 2004 in General Discussion
Some people are still having a hard time understanding why Muslim terrorists seem so willing to commit suicide.

Let's see now....

No Walmart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas or Easter.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women wear baggy dresses and veils.

Your bride is picked by someone else, and your donkey has a better disposition than your wife.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?


  • MercuryMercury Member Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You know this would be funny if it were 10%



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