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Redneck Gun Buy

22WRF22WRF Member Posts: 3,385
edited March 2003 in General Discussion
Gun Buying

A Redneck Guy walks into a gun shop.

Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"

Redneck Guy: "I'm lookin' for a gun."

Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?".

Redneck Guy (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one
looks about right."

Owner (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?" Redneck

Guy: "It's for shootin' at cans."

Owner (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for
shooting at cans."

Redneck Guy (pointing at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."

Owner: "D--m, what kinda cans are you shooting?"

Redneck Guy: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans............"
Some 'o them liberal Ameri-cans...

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SOLD MY COW SO I DON'T NEED YOUR BULL
A Grumpy Old Man

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