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Redneck Gun Buy
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Gun Buying
A Redneck Guy walks into a gun shop.
Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"
Redneck Guy: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?".
Redneck Guy (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one
looks about right."
Owner (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?" Redneck
Guy: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for
shooting at cans."
Redneck Guy (pointing at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "D--m, what kinda cans are you shooting?"
Redneck Guy: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans............"
Some 'o them liberal Ameri-cans...
SOLD MY COW SO I DON'T NEED YOUR BULL
A Grumpy Old Man
A Redneck Guy walks into a gun shop.
Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"
Redneck Guy: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?".
Redneck Guy (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one
looks about right."
Owner (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?" Redneck
Guy: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for
shooting at cans."
Redneck Guy (pointing at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "D--m, what kinda cans are you shooting?"
Redneck Guy: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans............"
Some 'o them liberal Ameri-cans...
SOLD MY COW SO I DON'T NEED YOUR BULL
A Grumpy Old Man
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col elect1mike Illinois
volinters RRG
O give me a home where no democrats roam
So put me in jail
SOLD MY COW SO I DON'T NEED YOUR BULL
A Grumpy Old Man
LT. RRG
Texas Assistant State Director
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