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Bush Osama Dog fight

paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
edited February 2003 in General Discussion
.>> >> >Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once
and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole
dispute with one dog fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be
entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the
meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest
and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings, which gave him all the milk

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the
world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5"
thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the
dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal.

It was a 9-foot-long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that
this dog could possible last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani
dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's
cage
and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog
snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American
Dachshund--but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund
opened
it's mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite !

There was nothing left of his dog at all. Osama came
up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
understand
how
this could have happened. We had our best people working for
5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"Yes," said Bush. "But we had the best plastic surgeons
working
for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog. "

GOD BLESS AMERICA!


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