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Police Enforcement ( joke )
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The CIA, FBI, and the LAPD all are trying to prove they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into the forest and each of them will try to catch it.
The CIA goes in.... They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After 3 months they conclude the rabbit doesn't exist.
The FBI goes in.... After two weeks with no leads or anything , they burn the forest. The rabbit must be burnt up. They make no appologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the LAPD goes in.... They come out two hours later with a badly burnt, beaten, barely alive raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: OKAY !
OKAY!! I'm a rabbit !!!
He releases a rabbit into the forest and each of them will try to catch it.
The CIA goes in.... They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After 3 months they conclude the rabbit doesn't exist.
The FBI goes in.... After two weeks with no leads or anything , they burn the forest. The rabbit must be burnt up. They make no appologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the LAPD goes in.... They come out two hours later with a badly burnt, beaten, barely alive raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: OKAY !
OKAY!! I'm a rabbit !!!
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