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Dumbest email I got today......

Locust ForkLocust Fork Member Posts: 30,837 ✭✭✭✭
edited July 2018 in General Discussion
I want to buy the item. My FFL can?t handle it because it?s not legal in this State. I?m happy to buy it for cash if you can send it directly to me. Otherwise I can?t get it


My reply....You are emailing me asking me to commit a felony.......really???
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Comments

  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 16,292 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The day is still young L-F!
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 38,925
    edited November -1
    out from under rocks.....need to put all conditions in RED CAPITALS...i know won't matter
  • mmppresmmppres Member Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thats because in his mind its legal there. I like the ones who ask me at the gun shows if I give you extra money can we not due paper work
  • droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,925
    edited November -1
    Maybe he was ATF or doing a video?

  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 49,294 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member Posts: 62,913 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • Locust ForkLocust Fork Member Posts: 30,837 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    We could grind the serial numbers off just to be safe.....you know....thinking ahead and all.
    LOCUST FORK CURRENT AUCTIONS: https://www.gunbroker.com/All/search?Sort=13&IncludeSellers=618902&PageSize=48 Listings added every Thursday! We do consignments, contact us at [email protected]
  • Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,788
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]

    Because that way you have plausible deniability. You can claim no knowledge of anything.

    You will of course be found guilty, but you can honestly claim innocence. Great plan...[;)][:D]
  • Ricci WrightRicci Wright Member Posts: 9,670
    edited November -1
    I?m pretty sure you can sell it if you get Eric Holder?s permission first. [:)]
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member Posts: 62,913 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    We could grind the serial numbers off just to be safe.....you know....thinking ahead and all.
    I think you should just send this pic of a "lube" ad to the email dude. Maybe he will get the point.
    4Swnd5Rh.jpg
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • Ricci WrightRicci Wright Member Posts: 9,670
    edited November -1
    Is she sitting on one of those,no never mind. I was thinking damn that?s some good lube right there. [:)]
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 53,544 ******
    edited November -1
    yeah,you betcha,,,,,
  • WMClarkWMClark Member Posts: 821
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    We could grind the serial numbers off just to be safe.....you know....thinking ahead and all.


    We had a well known dealer here in Reno that was doing that, and selling them to undercover ATF and California DOJ Agents. He's doing a 15 year stretch right now. What an idiot.
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 49,294 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    Only because you are a really helpful guy.
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,758 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    Only because you are a really helpful guy.


    I offer ?No Questions Asked? shipping services delivered to the dark back corner of yournlocal truckstop,,,,,, but I am not cheap, gotta pay them legal fees [:D]
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,741 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    We could grind the serial numbers off just to be safe.....you know....thinking ahead and all.
    I think you should just send this pic of a "lube" ad to the email dude. Maybe he will get the point.
    4Swnd5Rh.jpg


    Yes, indeed, and couple it with this link!:

    https://tinyurl.com/ya7pjj3w
    What's next?
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 49,294 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    So your ideas are 4X better than anyone elses, eh Kimi?


    Great post Mr. P!
  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,725
    edited November -1
    Appropriate response to an email like that-

    "Gee, not sure if I can do that. I forwarded your email to the ATF- you should be hearing from them pretty quickly."
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,741 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    So your ideas are 4X better than anyone elses, eh Kimi?


    Great post Mr. P!


    [?]
    What's next?
  • kissgoodnightkissgoodnight Member Posts: 4,070 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Can you say TRAP!!
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