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Phone Problems

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 35,110 ******
edited June 2004 in General Discussion
This is to let anyone who is bidding on my auctions at this time that,
Sprint cut our phoneline by accident on Friday.
They promised to have it fixed by Saturday afternoon and it is yet
to be fixed.
Now they say it will be by tomorrow, Monday 12/13/2004, that it will be fixed.
I will be trying to take care of my auctions and e-mail either through
my son-in-laws internet connection (TheBrassMan) or my sons internet connection.

Thank you for understanding any delays.

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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 35,110 ******
    edited November -1
    An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her
    telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on
    the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned
    right before the phone rang.

    The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.

    He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and
    dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

    Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

    1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel
    chain and collar.

    2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

    3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone
    number was called.

    4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
    urinate on himself and the ground.

    5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

    Which goes to show that...































    ...some problems can be fixed by pissing and moaning!



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    edited November -1
  • pickenuppickenup Member, Moderator Posts: 22,393 ******
    edited November -1
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  • chorkiechorkie Member Posts: 2,477 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oooohhhhhh-That's SO bad[:)]
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  • FrancFFrancF Member, Moderator Posts: 35,278 ******
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]

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    edited November -1
    [:D] Thanks for the post nunn[:D]

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    edited November -1
    Good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  • CHGOTHNDERCHGOTHNDER Member Posts: 9,681
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]Hope you don't mind me copying that one.

    PJ[:D]

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  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 14,472 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think he got it from Trapshooters dot Comm. It was posted there last week.

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    edited November -1
    [:p][:p][:p][:p][:p] I havnt given out a 5 star smile face in a while that was good


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