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Three Women Go to Mexico
Zebra
Member Posts: 5,762
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate
college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to
find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of
them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
asked if she has any last words.. She says, "I just graduated from
Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God
to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens.. They all immediately fall
to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all
immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,
I'm from the Mississippi State University and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in!
college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to
find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of
them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
asked if she has any last words.. She says, "I just graduated from
Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God
to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens.. They all immediately fall
to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all
immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,
I'm from the Mississippi State University and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in!
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