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Don't Mess With Grandma
nunn
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This is a true story ... At least I hope it is true.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
AH, SENIOR MOMENTS
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
AH, SENIOR MOMENTS
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and
drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun,
and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and
ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's
seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then it finally dawned on her the reason why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther
down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a
car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five
feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed. The moral is........... If you're going to
have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one
and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of
leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and
drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second
invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and
got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get
her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it
dawned on her why.A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or
five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
to the Police station.. The sergeant to whom she told the story
couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the
counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad,
elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall,
glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were
filed. AH, SENIOR MOMENTS
"Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
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Get the job done and come home safe guys.
I rush in where others flee.
You get out of life what you put into it. If you put nothing, you get nothing.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
George Orwell
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