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American bashers and Iraqi sympathizers

shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
edited March 2003 in General Discussion
An open letter to all the America bashers and Iraqi sympathizers.

To Bill Clinton: If you paid more attention to the Iraqi and Korean documents on your desk, instead of Monica Lewinsky underneath your desk, we might not have the problems we have now.

To Jimmy Carter: I know you were a peanut farmer, but after hearing your take on the showdown with Iraq, I am convinced you have a peanut for a brain. What did you do when Iran had American prisoners? NOTHING!

To Hollywood: You spoiled, overpaid, rotten brats with limited intelligence. You need to stick to what you do best: making bad music and horrible movies.

To the pot smoking, tree hugging, communist, socialist, America hating, Saddam and Arafat supporters: Your brain is a terrible thing to have, please continue to waste it.

To the Americans going over to Iraq to be human shields: Please do not forget to wear brightly colored hats and coats. Wave your hands high above your head. If possible, send off a couple of flares.

To the French: Why would we ever think you would support our effort to disarm Saddam? After all, you eat snails, frogs, and turtles, then have the nerve to say our use of ketchup is disgusting.

To the Germans: Germany supported Hitler, Germany Supports Saddam Hussein.. Enough said.

To Toni Smith: It is your right not to face the flag during your basketball games. However, it is our right to yank the tax money student aid from your ungrateful, America hating, selfish little butt. God bless America, whether you like it our not.

To Democrat leadership: You keep asking for more proof that Iraq is a threat to the United States. Is that the same proof you needed to prove Osama Bin Laden was a threat? Two blown up buildings and more than 2,000 murdered. Maybe a long range Iraqi missile flying over the capital would be proof enough to satisfy Dick Gephardt and Joe Leiberman.

Finally, to all Americans: God bless us all and with God's help good will triumph evil.


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    interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    Amen Bruddah!!

    "If your gonna be stupid, go find a democrat."
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    pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ya...I'd say that pretty much covers it.

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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    chunkstylechunkstyle Member Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shootlow
    To Jimmy Carter: I know you were a peanut farmer, but after hearing your take on the showdown with Iraq, I am convinced you have a peanut for a brain. What did you do when Iran had American prisoners? NOTHING!

    Actually, he sent in Delta Force. Didn't work though.

    quote:To Democrat leadership: You keep asking for more proof that Iraq is a threat to the United States. Is that the same proof you needed to prove Osama Bin Laden was a threat? Two blown up buildings and more than 2,000 murdered. Maybe a long range Iraqi missile flying over the capital would be proof enough to satisfy Dick Gephardt and Joe Leiberman.

    Actually, the Democratic leadership is doing a pretty good job of supporting the President this time. The protests aren't coming from the POLITICIANS on the left, they come from the PEOPLE on the left.

    Iraqi: "Is it true that only 13% of American kids can find Iraq on a map?"
    American reporter: "Yes, but all 13% are Marines"

    "I think life should be more like TV. All of life's problems ought to be solved within 30 minutes with simple homilies. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Of course, if life was really like that, what would we watch on TV?"

    - Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)
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    ElMuertoMonkeyElMuertoMonkey Member Posts: 12,898
    edited November -1
    You left out:

    To Ronald Reagan: Thanks for giving Iraq tons of weapons in the first place.

    To George H.W. Bush: Thanks for not finishing the job when we had Saddam dead to rights.

    To Reagan and Bush both: Thank you so much for giving Osama bin Laden training, money, and weapons in the 80's!

    Let's face it, every American president since Truman has been a monumental f&*% up where foreign policy is concerned. So, try not to be so blind in your adherence to the Republican Party line. Even Rush is calling them on their mistakes.
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    dads-freeholddads-freehold Member Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    greetings, i dislike the implication that because someone opposes this war (for a thousand different reasons) they are some how sadaam supporters. personally i don't fear sadaams wmd any more than the ones in our arsenal. infact we have a better chance of winning the lottery than recieving one of sadaams scuds. we are already spread pretty thin in bosnia, afganistan, the balkans, germany, korea, etc. all we need is to get involved in another war of attition with tactics that have lost us two conflicts. respt submitted dads-freehold

    if your going to be a savage, be a headhunter
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    HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    To George Bush: Thank you for not focussing on Osama Bin Laden and diverting attention on Iraq. Thank you for your negotiatng skills which brought North Korea's nuke plants on line. Thank you for the HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICE which is doing its best to remove our liberty. And, finally, and most importantly, thank you for keeping god in our Pledge of Allegiance since that is so important compared to the other items.



    It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
    Resident Pyrrhonist
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    kissgoodnightkissgoodnight Member Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well said! Shootlow.
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    4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    Chunk, Delta Force didn't exist prior to Carters feeble hostage rescue attempt. Delta Force was developed because of it.

    Dead Monkey, Bush didn't finish Sadam after desert storm for at least two reasons. 1. He did not have the support of a U.N. mandate and 2. The way we destroyed the Iraqi military as they fled Kuwait if we would have followed them and continued killing them we would have looked inhumane. Im not sying I agree with it but its fact. As far as Reagan and Bush giving weapons to whomever how could they have known that Arabs can't be trusted? We allied ourselves with what we considerd to be the best candidate for an ally at that time.

    Harold, You actually spewing blame for North Korea on GW? Must I remind you that this problem was originated under Billy C. and contrary to his intelligence reports he chose to ignore the problem and pass the buck.

    "Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet."
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    BlackieBoogerBlackieBooger Member Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If I remember right, Bill Clinton was president when North Korea broke the agreement that would stop their nuclear program and he did nothing about. Thus Monica wasn't the only one that sucked him in but North korea also did.

    "Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, not liberty to purchase power."
    Benjamin Franklin, 1785
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    ElMuertoMonkeyElMuertoMonkey Member Posts: 12,898
    edited November -1
    Actually, Clinton darn near went to war with North Korea when they were playing the same game with him. He simply had the sense to NOT ADVERTISE THAT FACT. If you're gonna hit the other guy, why give him advance warning?

    Delta Force was organized in 1977, when Carter was President. Delta Force was not organized in response to the Iran debacle, but in response to the 1973 Munich Olypics when the need for an elite CT force became painfully apparent.

    And I CAN blame the elder Bush for the current Iraq mess because your arguments don't hold any water. "He did not have the UN mandate" and "We would have looked inhumane?" And we have those now?! As of right now, more people in the UN are against us than with us on going to war with Iraq and if attacking a destitute country with a broken military makes us look humanitarian, then I need a new dictionary.
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