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Ultimate Blonde

jbw1776jbw1776 Member Posts: 3,056
edited February 2006 in General Discussion
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
> > > surgeries they had performed.
> > >
> > > One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert
pianist
> > > lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months
later
> > > he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
> > >
> > > One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
and
> > > both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won
> > > a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
> > >
> > > The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
a
> > > woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse
head-on
> > > into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with
> > > was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's rear end. I was able to
put
> > > them together and now she's a senator from New York.

[:D][:D]
Ben

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