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Blonde at the football game
mudge
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Blonde's first football game:
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback, Get the quarterback'!" Hel-lllo! It's only 25 cents! I hate to think what they'd do to each other if it was a whole dollar!
Mudge the incredulous
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback, Get the quarterback'!" Hel-lllo! It's only 25 cents! I hate to think what they'd do to each other if it was a whole dollar!
Mudge the incredulous
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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