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Bumper Stickers I Want!
p3skyking
Member Posts: 25,750 ✭
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> Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *.
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> Impotence....Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
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> The proctologist called
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> Everyone has a photographic memory
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> Save your breath..You'll need it to inflate your date.
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> Your ridiculous little
> opinion has been noted.
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> I used to have a handle
> on life...but it broke off.
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> WANTED: Meaningful
> overnight relationship.
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> Guys..just because you have one,
> doesn't mean you have to be one.
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> Some people just don't know how to drive...
> I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
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> Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
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> Don't like my driving?
> Then quit watching me.
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> If you can read this...I can
> slam on my brakes and sue you.
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> Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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> Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
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> Hang up and drive!!
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> Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *.
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> Impotence....Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
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> The proctologist called
> ..they found your head.
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> Everyone has a photographic memory
> ..some just don't have any film.
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> Save your breath..You'll need it to inflate your date.
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> Your ridiculous little
> opinion has been noted.
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> I used to have a handle
> on life...but it broke off.
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> WANTED: Meaningful
> overnight relationship.
>
>
>
> Guys..just because you have one,
> doesn't mean you have to be one.
>
>
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> Some people just don't know how to drive...
> I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
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> Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
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> Don't like my driving?
> Then quit watching me.
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> If you can read this...I can
> slam on my brakes and sue you.
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> Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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> Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
out by
> itself.
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> Hang up and drive!!
Comments
this vehicle protected by smith and wesson
watch my * not hers
I might be slow but youre following me
I drive slow and think fast...whats your problem?
stop honking.....Im on the phone
I still dont know where I put that one.[:D]
2. Cute but psycho. It evens out.
3. Do not annoy the crazy person
4. Life's a gripe. Then it has puppies
5. Don't question authority. They don't know either.
They can dig BIG holes really fast.
Cats; the other White Meat
Drive it like you stole it from ME
WARNING: this vehicle is larger than it appears!
Nobody can call you a hemorrhoid because you drive like a perfect dude
Horn broke; watch for muzzle blast
Cats; the other White Meat
Drive it like you stole it from ME
WARNING: this vehicle is larger than it appears!
Nobody can call you a hemorrhoid because you drive like a perfect dude
Horn broke; watch for muzzle blast
"Off My * - I'm Chewing Tobacco"
And my all time favorite... sorry if it's already been posted -
"If you can read this, thank a Teacher.
If you're reading it in English, Thank a Veteran"
BACK UP FOR REDHEADS
ben
All bumper stickers imaginable are here: http://bumperart.com/
ben
Thank you. I need to get some for the 2008 Election and Illegal Aliens. Here is a link for those of you desiring bumper stickers having to do with Southern Heritage: http://rebelstore.com/bumperstickers.html If the link does not work just google up Great War of the Confederacy and click-on.
Driver only has $20 of Ammunition
WARNING: gun in drivers hand may be larger than appears
driver carries no more than 20.00 dollars worth of ammunition
Keep your Powder dry and your Musket well oiled.
NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
"Of course you can have my guns....Bullets First!"
It's not particularly funny.
But I like it.
My favorite is
"Jesus Saves....
He passes to Forsberg..
Forsberg shoots.
HE SCORES!"