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After 34 years, my wife says, "It's over."

dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
edited May 2005 in General Discussion
For 34 years, I've been a haapy man.

For 34 years, my wife has kept me happy.

For 34 years, I've had my way on almost everything.

For 34 years, Sandy has always asked me what I wanted for lunch, and what ever I asked for, I got. Today, we finished up the yard work and headed in for lunch. I told her I wanted chicken fried steak as I headed for the shower. She told me it was going to be spaghetti and meatballs. I stopped and asked her why. She said, "Because that's what Sherry wants." I told her that she always fixed what I wanted. She said, "Well, it's over now. She gets what she wants and you can just be a big boy and eat what I serve."

Life stinks![V]

How you doin'!
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    Big DaveBig Dave Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Who's Sherry? [?]
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    dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Big Dave
    Who's Sherry? [?]


    Our foster daughter. She gets her way when it comes to me too![:D]

    How you doin'!
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    The election is over, so the anti-Kerry stuff is removed.

    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded by
    UNITED STATES MARINES!
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    LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Where I come from that's reason enough to give the ol' lady a severe beating.[:D]

    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

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    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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    Big DaveBig Dave Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    d00d! Ya gotta convince your wife that chicken fried steak is better than spaghetti any day!

    BEEF! It's what's for dinner. [:D]
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    sky_Divesky_Dive Member Posts: 478 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A little special attention goes a long way- helps someone feel good about themselves!

    Nice that you are there to help! [:)]





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    select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,453 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ok dear.. just go ahead and fix it..[:)]
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    dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by sky_Dive
    A little special attention goes a long way- helps someone feel good about themselves!


    [:D]I'll eat a sardine and jelly sandwich if that's what she wants! She's got both of us wrapped around her little finger![;)]

    How you doin'!
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    The election is over, so the anti-Kerry stuff is removed.

    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded by
    UNITED STATES MARINES!
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    bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    when my wife asks what I want for a meal I just say," A lot."

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    pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds like a price you are "willing" to pay. [;)]
    You know she is worth it. [:D]

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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    JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    [:D]I'll eat a sardine and jelly sandwich if that's what she wants! She's got both of us wrapped around her little finger![;)]



    I'm glad to hear everything turned out well for you and your family.
    The Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways! [:)][:)][:)]



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    DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Danny, I didn't know you were a graduate from the Black Roses School of Thread Naming. Congratulations on mastering the craft!
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    sheepdipsheepdip Member Posts: 3,124
    edited November -1
    Sounds like you need to talk to Sherry.
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    walliewallie Member Posts: 12,171
    edited November -1
    I'D LOOK FOR A NEW COOK
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    guntech59guntech59 Member Posts: 23,187 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll eat almost anything as long as I don't have to cook it! Sounds like you're paying for all those years of "Yes, dear".[:D]

    Phil

    Good luck and good hunting
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    wizard78wizard78 Member Posts: 3,144
    edited November -1
    Put a smile on her face tonight and you can probably have the chicken fried steak tomorrow. [:I]
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    dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
    Danny, I didn't know you were a graduate from the Black Roses School of Thread Naming. Congratulations on mastering the craft!


    I am bad, ain't I![}:)]

    How you doin'!
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    The election is over, so the anti-Kerry stuff is removed.

    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded by
    UNITED STATES MARINES!
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    needmygunsneedmyguns Member Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]any food is good food [8D][8D][8D][8D]

    JESUS SAVES
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    zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    Hold your breath and stomp your feet ... oh, and don't forget to clinch those fists and your teeth!

    Have her tAKE A PICTURE OF YOU AND POST IT HERE!

    ... I need it for Monday - I need it for a piece I'm doing on
    'adult' temper tantrums! How timely!

    Thanks!
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    Queen of SwordsQueen of Swords Member Posts: 14,355
    edited November -1
    I concur with Polite Psycho, glad to hear things are going well!
    My best to you and your new family.

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    JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why are women like that? They just don't like to fix more than one thing for a meal. If she is roasting a chicken and you want fried chicken, how much more trouble could it be to fry another chicken? If they are doing steak, and you want turkey, you have to take the steak. She just won't cook a turkey for the same meal. Women are just selfish I guess.

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    Night StalkerNight Stalker Member Posts: 11,967
    edited November -1
    Danny, sounds fair to me, but I live in a house full of gals! I guess I've been conditioned to think that is the right answer. [;)]

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    joeaf1911a1joeaf1911a1 Member Posts: 2,962 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    You have 3 choice. Eat it and shut up. Cook dinner yourself. Stomp out of the house and go to a resturant. Think # 1 is the best.
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    DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    I am bad, ain't I![}:)]

    MY HUSBAND SLAPPED ME...

    ...playfully on the knee last night and said, "Hey, Hon, let's go get pizza." So we did. I like pepperoni and Classic likes extra cheese, so we got a large half-pepperoni/half-extra cheese pizza (I also got a garden salad with Bleu Cheese and hubby got a spinach salad with grated carrots and Thousand Island).
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    hughbetchahughbetcha Member Posts: 7,801 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Heffley, I've been down this road before. Expect the next thing she will demand is that you start picking your clothes up off the floor and putting them in the hamper. Got to nip it in the bud before it gets out of hand.
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    ElMuertoMonkeyElMuertoMonkey Member Posts: 12,898
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    victorlvlbvictorlvlb Member Posts: 5,004
    edited November -1
    Danny say a prayer for my wife, the chemo is really getting her down this time. Its not anything like it was the last time.

    And this has come to pass,not to stay.
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    OklahomaboundOklahomabound Member Posts: 829 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My answer has always been and shall always be, "Yes dear, that's fine." I always have the last word in our discussions. However, with our first grandchild here now, it seems that it is whatever the grandson wants...... first.

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    gskyhawkgskyhawk Member Posts: 4,773
    edited November -1
    when the wife asks what I want for dinner , I always say, I don't care just feed me [:D] she is a darn fine cook [;)]
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    1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
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    ZERODINZERODIN Member Posts: 6,338
    edited November -1
    1911: You have vastly overstated the chances for the dating and engagement periods. I think the real chart would go straight to zero during the proposal itself.
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    DWS, ya got it all wrong,, I detest pizza, it looks like something that someone that had been drinking for a week Barfed up on a plate..[}:)][}:)][:o)] BR said no one in their right mind eats salad with pizza[:D][;)]



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    dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by victorlvlb
    Danny say a prayer for my wife, the chemo is really getting her down this time. Its not anything like it was the last time.

    And this has come to pass,not to stay.


    Brother, she's got them! Tell her it was roughest on me just before the the end. I was ready to give up when they said it was over. I'll lift her up to the Lord in every prayer!

    How you doin'!
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    The election is over, so the anti-Kerry stuff is removed.

    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded by
    UNITED STATES MARINES!
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    dsmithdsmith Member Posts: 902 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    From the looks of your title, it sounded like you were getting divorced. Glad to hear that is not the case.
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