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Slap Me Slack-Jawed!!

mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
edited August 2006 in General Discussion
At the end of a hard day, pursuant to wiping away said memories, I suggest the following mixture:

1 1/4 - Crown Royal
1 - Dekuppers Sour Apple
1- Cranberry Juice
1- thin slice of apple as garnish

Mix the above ingredients (sans apple slice)into a jigger, add ice, shake immediately and with vigor, strain into a martini glass, add apple chunk, make blanket apology, drink.

Repeat at your own risk.

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    zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    1 1/2 oz tequila
    1 oz Grand Marnier orange liqueur
    1/4 oz fresh lime juice
    Shake 100% blue agava tequila with grand marnier
    and lime juice, and strain into a chilled salt-rimmed
    cocktail glass.[:D][:D][:D]
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    GuvamintCheeseGuvamintCheese Member Posts: 38,932
    edited November -1
    Then tuck yourself in.
    71_1.jpg
    80 crown bags[:0]
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    dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 31,947 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    At the end of a hard day, pursuant to wiping away said memories, I suggest the following mixture:

    1 1/4 - Crown Royal
    1 - Dekuppers Sour Apple
    1- Cranberry Juice
    1- thin slice of apple as garnish

    Mix the above ingredients (sans apple slice)into a jigger, add ice, shake immediately and with vigor, strain into a martini glass, add apple chunk, make blanket apology, drink.

    Repeat at your own risk.




    I can do the same with a 12 pack of beer. Don
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    mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    At the end of a hard day, pursuant to wiping away said memories, I suggest the following mixture:

    1 1/4 - Crown Royal
    1 - Dekuppers Sour Apple
    1- Cranberry Juice
    1- thin slice of apple as garnish

    Mix the above ingredients (sans apple slice)into a jigger, add ice, shake immediately and with vigor, strain into a martini glass, add apple chunk, make blanket apology, drink.

    Repeat at your own risk.




    I can do the same with a 12 pack of beer. Don






    Yes, but it's what you do with the apple that disturbs me...
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    dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 31,947 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    At the end of a hard day, pursuant to wiping away said memories, I suggest the following mixture:

    1 1/4 - Crown Royal
    1 - Dekuppers Sour Apple
    1- Cranberry Juice
    1- thin slice of apple as garnish

    Mix the above ingredients (sans apple slice)into a jigger, add ice, shake immediately and with vigor, strain into a martini glass, add apple chunk, make blanket apology, drink.

    Repeat at your own risk.




    I can do the same with a 12 pack of beer. Don






    Yes, but it's what you do with the apple that disturbs me...




    You were disturbed before the apple! Don
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    sig232sig232 Member Posts: 8,018
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
    1 1/2 oz tequila
    1 oz Grand Marnier orange liqueur
    1/4 oz fresh lime juice
    Shake 100% blue agava tequila with grand marnier
    and lime juice, and strain into a chilled salt-rimmed
    cocktail glass.[:D][:D][:D]



    I like the sound of that. What is Blue Agava Tequila?
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    FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,278 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    At the end of a hard day, pursuant to wiping away said memories, I suggest the following mixture:

    1 1/4 - Crown Royal
    1 - Dekuppers Sour Apple
    1- Cranberry Juice
    1- thin slice of apple as garnish

    Mix the above ingredients (sans apple slice)into a jigger, add ice, shake immediately and with vigor, strain into a martini glass, add apple chunk, make blanket apology, drink.

    Repeat at your own risk.




    Funny, after a bad day of people yakin in my ear I come home put on fox news listen to the war footage drink a brew while I post on GB.
    Life is good.[:D]
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    fugawefugawe Member Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One Qt Everclear 190 proof
    Two cans frozen concentrated oj, lemon or lime juice.Pulp is the key.
    Mix thoroughly.
    Allow to fester for about 6 hours.
    Cut with 7UP, Mountain Dew, Sprite, whatever.
    The guys at the drop zone called this 'Prop Stopper'.
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    kristovkristov Member Posts: 6,633
    edited November -1
    I like Canadian whisky from time to time and although Crown Royal is a good one, this evening I'm drinking Knob Creek bourbon. My daughters went clothes shopping today ($$$) with Mrs. K and my girls brought back a bottle for dear old dad.
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    theboogeymantheboogeyman Member Posts: 783 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I like Liquid Cocaine myself...

    1/3 Super Peppermint Schnapps (100 proof)
    1/3 Jagger
    1/3 Bacardi 151

    Take 6 shots and administer more if needed.... [:D]
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    dongizmodongizmo Member Posts: 14,477 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    At the end of a hard day, pursuant to wiping away said memories, I suggest the following mixture:

    1 1/4 - Crown Royal
    1 - Dekuppers Sour Apple
    1- Cranberry Juice
    1- thin slice of apple as garnish

    Mix the above ingredients (sans apple slice)into a jigger, add ice, shake immediately and with vigor, strain into a martini glass, add apple chunk, make blanket apology, drink.

    Repeat at your own risk.



    Why would you need or want to dilute Crown Royal?
    WTH is a apology? what is the point to drinking if you have to apologize?
    Don
    The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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    HollywoodHollywood Member Posts: 686 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A lowball with three fingers of Gibsons Silver and a splash of 7-Up on the rocks! And by splash I mean a half dozen bubbles. Smooth as a hot naked chick on silk sheets!
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    11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    Then tuck yourself in.
    71_1.jpg
    80 crown bags[:0]


    Is it 80, or 40 cut in half?
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    11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    1 12 oz can of Coke Classic
    2 shots of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum


    Repeat several times and enjoy!
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    scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    can I just get a coke?....plain ol' coke in a tall glass with ice... if it must be fancy
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    11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    No... You must add 2 shots of Captain. It is the only way to fight THE MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Just gnaw the cork off of any old bottle of snake venom and I'm with you. Save the glasses and ice and fruity mixers for the women and homosexuals.
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    hawkeye6020hawkeye6020 Member Posts: 2,517 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Red Royals

    1/2 shot of Crown royal
    1/2 shot of amareto(sp)

    Best served ice cold
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