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Women LIE......Guess Her Age

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    PieceofpaperPieceofpaper Member Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Id hit that for a dollar......
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    select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,453 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Great comments ..... MILF
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    Colonel PlinkColonel Plink Member Posts: 16,460
    edited November -1
    I'd hit it like John Denver hit the Pacific.

    Which is to say that it'd be a lot of fun at first and end up with me dead.
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    tsavo303tsavo303 Member Posts: 8,900 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    no wonder you are "happy guy" if you see hundreds of women better looking than that.
    more pics!
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    mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    15 and said she was 21.

    Better delete this. It is child porn.
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    restoreguyrestoreguy Member Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She is 45+ and said she was 25...!! The second picture gave her age away........she suffers from "saggy boobs"....!!!
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    Slow_HandSlow_Hand Member Posts: 2,835
    edited November -1
    A nice looking gal with a really pretty face. Her body looks to be in darn good shape for her age. The pictures of her aren't all that flattering but then the carefully airbrushed and retouched photos of the Hollywood starlets hide a multitude of shortcomings.

    FWIW, the photographer who took these pictures is terrible at photographing women. Never, ever take a photo of a woman directly on at 90 degrees. A slight body turn away from center and to the left is usually the most flattering. Also, it's best to use the butterfly technique to make a woman's face even more beautiful. This picturetaker didn't even frame her correctly, pose her nicely or compose the picture itself.[V] Harsh lighting, white wall and slightly out of focus as well.[V]

    With a professional photographer doing a layout, she would look outrageous no matter that she's not 23.
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    dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 31,946 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Slow_Hand
    A nice looking gal with a really pretty face. Her body looks to be in darn good shape for her age. The pictures of her aren't all that flattering but then the carefully airbrushed and retouched photos of the Hollywood starlets hide a multitude of shortcomings.

    FWIW, the photographer who took these pictures is terrible at photographing women. Never, ever take a photo of a woman directly on at 90 degrees. A slight body turn away from center and to the left is usually the most flattering. Also, it's best to use the butterfly technique to make a woman's face even more beautiful. This picturetaker didn't even frame her correctly, pose her nicely or compose the picture itself.[V] Harsh lighting, white wall and slightly out of focus as well.[V]

    With a professional photographer doing a layout, she would look outrageous no matter that she's not 23.



    I can do the same thing with beer. Don
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    scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by Slow_Hand
    A nice looking gal with a really pretty face. Her body looks to be in darn good shape for her age. The pictures of her aren't all that flattering but then the carefully airbrushed and retouched photos of the Hollywood starlets hide a multitude of shortcomings.

    FWIW, the photographer who took these pictures is terrible at photographing women. Never, ever take a photo of a woman directly on at 90 degrees. A slight body turn away from center and to the left is usually the most flattering. Also, it's best to use the butterfly technique to make a woman's face even more beautiful. This picturetaker didn't even frame her correctly, pose her nicely or compose the picture itself.[V] Harsh lighting, white wall and slightly out of focus as well.[V]

    With a professional photographer doing a layout, she would look outrageous no matter that she's not 23.



    I can do the same thing with beer. Don

    you must have missed the other post...there are now stern warnings against that[8D]scott
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    hughbetchahughbetcha Member Posts: 7,801 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I agree with slow hand. the pictures are amateur and she doesnt look like a model. I'm surpised she would apply for a modeling job with those photos, which made me wonder where the photos actually came from, which made me wonder about the whole story.

    I'm calling BS on the whole story. I think she's a good looking woman in her forties who might have asked her boyfirend to ask his friends on the internet if she could pass for 23.
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    tsavo303tsavo303 Member Posts: 8,900 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    wouldn't he have just said "how old is she" and not given us the hint that she was lying
    just gotta pee in the cheerios[:)]
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    scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
    I am not impressed. My ex-boss, a psychiatrist, is ten years older than your model but appears to be ten years younger. [;)][;)][;)]

    Im impressed that you call your therapast your boss. scott[;)]
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    JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    As Chairperson of the Board, she used to sign my paychecks. BTW, I used to be her attending physician.
    [;)][;)][;)]
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    CS8161CS8161 Member Posts: 13,595 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    BlackRoses makes a very good point, you are leaving yourself wide open for a lawsuit if she sees her photos posted!
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    scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
    As Chairperson of the Board, she used to sign my paychecks. BTW, I used to be her attending physician.
    [;)][;)][;)]

    if you play doctor with your psychiatrist in the boardroom it is no concern of mine no matter who signs the check[:D]
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    CubsloverCubslover Member Posts: 18,601 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
    quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
    I am not impressed. My ex-boss, a psychiatrist, is ten years older than your model but appears to be ten years younger. [;)][;)][;)]

    Im impressed that you call your therapast your boss. scott[;)]


    Don't let him fool ya. By boss he mean "wife".[;)]
    Half of the lives they tell about me aren't true.
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    dongizmodongizmo Member Posts: 14,477 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
    As Chairperson of the Board, she used to sign my paychecks. BTW, I used to be her attending physician.
    [;)][;)][;)]

    This means nothing with out pictures.[:p]
    Don
    The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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    Happy GuyHappy Guy Member Posts: 677 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Chris8161
    BlackRoses makes a very good point, you are leaving yourself wide open for a lawsuit if she sees her photos posted!


    um....no
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    ripley16ripley16 Member Posts: 4,834
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    those ta-ta's definitely seen better days



    They're seeing the floor now I think. [}:)][:D]
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    1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    we call them "goat teeties"
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    JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
    [quote
    if you play doctor with your psychiatrist in the boardroom it is no concern of mine no matter who signs the check[:D]


    [:0][:0][:0]
    ROFLMAO!!! Spewed Tempranillo out my nose and into the screen!!! Thanks for the laughter.
    [:D][:D][:D]
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    v35v35 Member Posts: 12,710 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She's a coupla years either side of 50 and looks well worn. That blush of youth has long left her face. But then I've seen alcoholics who appeared very much older than their years.
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    Slow_HandSlow_Hand Member Posts: 2,835
    edited November -1
    Believe me when I tell you that with the right professional model photographer, outfits, hairdo and makeup, this gal would be a true knockout. It's unfortunate that we see her looking this way because of no modeling sense and because of poor photography.
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    1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:It's unfortunate that we see her looking this way because of no modeling sense and because of poor photography.



    i was thinking the same exact way when i woke up this morning, and rolled over
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    spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    quote:It's unfortunate that we see her looking this way because of no modeling sense and because of poor photography.



    i was thinking the same exact way when i woke up this morning, and rolled over


    So you went home with that big, hairy biker, huh? What have we told you about picking up strangers after Last Call?
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    Slow_HandSlow_Hand Member Posts: 2,835
    edited November -1
    Didn't Mickey Gilley's song "Dont the Girls All Look Prettier at Closing Time?" talk about that?[;)]
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    Smokeeater 38Smokeeater 38 Member Posts: 2,735
    edited November -1
    I can't get the pictures to come up. [:(]
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    dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 31,946 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Smokeeater 38
    I can't get the pictures to come up. [:(]






    Your lucky. Don
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