A Politically Incorrect Halloween Story

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 35,113 ******
edited November 2018 in General Discussion
My politically-incorrect, but totally innocent Halloween story:

I was about 4 or 5 years old, and it was the Halloween season, so I was drawing and coloring a Halloween picture. I had drawn a ghost, a white amorphous shape with two black eyes. My Daddy was nearby, reading the paper. I asked him, "Daddy, what's the difference between a ghost and a *?" I had drawn a ghost, and now I wanted to draw a *.

Daddy didn't even look up from his paper. He said, "Spooks are black."

OK. Now I know what to do. I drew a black amorphous shape with two white eyes, and that was my *.

I was several years into adulthood before I understood what my Daddy had meant.


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