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King of the Acrobats!

iceracerxiceracerx Member Posts: 8,860 ✭✭✭
edited February 2018 in General Discussion
FCD is the King of all the acrobats.
He can do tricks that would give a normal man the sheets.
He can shoot green peas out of his fundamental orifice,
Do a double back flip and catch 'em doing the splits.

He's a great big Son-of-a-firearm, twice as big as me,
Hairs around his pie hole, like branches on a tree.

He can run, fart, fight, f'k, fly a plane, drive a truck.
FDC is the man for thee!
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,294 ******
    edited November -1
    What the hell kind of a post is this? A jealousy rant?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,724 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    retirement bringeth out the prose....polished and shiney as his nose...a kind word to win and woo, to grace a thread about mighty u...we'll all stand and salute his art, or just sit here and rip a fart...and drink two, three, and maybe four, to see who can fall in the outhouse door
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    Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Better get some popcorn ready. I want to have a good seat for wherever this is going. [:0]
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    wiplashwiplash Member Posts: 7,146 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Date Night?
    There is no such thing as Liberal Men, only Liberal Women with Penises.'
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    Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 24,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ok [?]
    so you owe FCD some cash [:D]
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    AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,051 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    aB6qa5t.jpg
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
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    BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,363 ******
    edited November -1
    I have always considered myself to be a fairly good comprehensive reader of words.

    That said, I cannot tell if this post is an articulate insult or just a poetic form of * kissing![:0]
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    discusdaddiscusdad Member Posts: 11,418 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i think its closer to taint polishing... and a fine job it was
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    Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 39,378 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    What the hell kind of a post is this? A jealousy rant?
    I'd say.
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    iceracerxiceracerx Member Posts: 8,860 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Brookwood
    I have always considered myself to be a fairly good comprehensive reader of words.

    That said, I cannot tell if this post is an articulate insult or just a poetic form of * kissing![:0]


    Why would it have to be either? It's not what one would call 'articulate' nor is it 'poetic'.

    Many of you would make great subjects for psychological study. Your heads are in some real strange places.
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    kimikimi Member Posts: 44,723 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D]
    What's next?
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    asphalt cowboyasphalt cowboy Member Posts: 8,904 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    quote:Originally posted by Brookwood
    I have always considered myself to be a fairly good comprehensive reader of words.

    That said, I cannot tell if this post is an articulate insult or just a poetic form of * kissing![:0]


    Many of you would make great subjects for psychological study. Your heads are in some real strange places.




    You would cringe at knowing the true depth and breadth.
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