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OMG!!!!!

SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
edited August 2011 in General Discussion
20 years ago, Jason crashed his car and a piece of the dashboard plastic went up his nose and lodged in the frontal lobe of his brain!!
this caused seizure activity, and caused him to flunk out of medical school due to memory loss. he recovered and went on to be an enforcer in the local organized crime family.

current times: he crashes another car and the 20 year old fragment shifts in his frontal lobe, causing him to believe he graduated medical school and is currently in charge of a prestigious medical center.

how do YOU want the story to progress? add characters and scenarios as needed.

we'll use the story line as a script for a cable PPV soap and make a fortune. AND we will all be famous.[:D]

Comments

  • SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
    edited November -1
    someone i know just posted this pic on Facebook.
    the caption is "merry christmas! hoping you are well"
    why do people do this kind of thing???


    v280900mn1.jpg
  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,229 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The plastic in the dash was made with BPH and he will have children with no arms.
  • austin20austin20 Member Posts: 30,886 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Seems like somebody has been watching too much TV.[:D]
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    After the shards had worked their way out of the back of his head, Jason married Kim Kardashian and began sporting a hockey goalie mask...
  • NavybatNavybat Member Posts: 6,831 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Instead of dashboard plastic, a Glock he was shooting exploded, sending plastic shards into his brain...the rest is history.

    The only reason he didn't die was because of the Glock Safety Trigger--it lodged in his nose and prevented the rest of the plastic from impaling his brain any deeper.

    How's that? [:o)]
  • SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
    edited November -1
    quote:Instead of dashboard plastic, a Glock he was shooting exploded, sending plastic shards into his brain...the rest is history.

    The only reason he didn't die was because of the Glock Safety Trigger--it lodged in his nose and prevented the rest of the plastic from impaling his brain any deeper.

    How's that?

    I LIKE it!!
    we need to write in some strange sexual behaviors (due to the injury) and possibly local power line effects on the community....
    extra terrestrials would be cool if kept real.[:D]
  • bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Spartacus
    quote:Instead of dashboard plastic, a Glock he was shooting exploded, sending plastic shards into his brain...the rest is history.

    The only reason he didn't die was because of the Glock Safety Trigger--it lodged in his nose and prevented the rest of the plastic from impaling his brain any deeper.

    How's that?

    I LIKE it!!
    we need to write in some strange sexual behaviors (due to the injury) and possibly local power line effects on the community....
    extra terrestrials would be cool if kept real.[:D]


    Jefe, Kim Kardashian... your plot line is complete
  • dav1965dav1965 Member Posts: 26,544 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Let him cure my cancer too. [:D]
  • grdad45grdad45 Member Posts: 5,027 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Whereupon, he discovered he could telekinetically control the weather, but not knowing the extreme power of his "gift", he tried to make it rain "a little" in New England.
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