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Senior Inspiration........

Franz?Franz? Member Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited August 2016 in General Discussion
1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds . only 15 to go ...

2. Ate salad for dinner .Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese... FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza

3. How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...

5. I don't mean to brag but. I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through * carpet to change the TV channel

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented . I forgot where I was going with this

11. I love being over 70 . I learn something new every day . and forget 5 others

12. A thief broke into my house last night . He started searching for money . so I woke up and searched with him

13. My dentist told me I need a Crown . I said, "You bet, pour mine over rocks"

14. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."


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