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Discrete Friends

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 36,545 ✭✭✭
edited January 2013 in General Discussion
Six retired fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse, when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but they do so standing up.

At the end of the game,Frank looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They cut the cards. George picks the low card, and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discrete, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discrete? -- I'm the most discrete person you'll ever meet. -- Discretion is my middle name. -- Leave it to me."



George goes over to the Meyer's condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants.

George declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!", yells the wife.

"I'll go tell him.", says George

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