In order to participate in the GunBroker Member forums, you must be logged in with your GunBroker.com account. Click the sign-in button at the top right of the forums page to get connected.

If you are in the dumps

Ford 23Ford 23 Member Posts: 3,129
edited January 2018 in General Discussion
When you are down in the dumps
and think you have real problems
just remember:

SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD,
THERE IS A MR. PELOSI

Comments

  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,201 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That would seem to be a perfectly reasonable reason to use for Suicide.

    The note could read. I was married to Nancy Pelosi.

    -BOOM-
  • Smitty500magSmitty500mag Member Posts: 13,597 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mr. Plosi probably has a hot little young girl friend and uses the old bag for spending money.
  • oldWinchesterfanoldWinchesterfan Member Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Smitty500mag
    Mr. Plosi probably has a hot little young girl friend and uses the old bag for spending money.





    I hope so.
  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 38,925
    edited November -1
    members of congress are exempt from some laws on investing the we are NOT...they freely get and use IPO info allowing them to quickly invest in stocks that are zooming up ...called insider information...helps reduce the poverty index of congress..so convert her $193K salary to maybe a $193M net worth...and helps them generate their condescending attitude towards the little people...
  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,449 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I wouldn't bet on that... she might have a girlfriend.
  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 38,925
    edited November -1
  • Ricci WrightRicci Wright Member Posts: 9,670
    edited November -1
    There was in fact a Mr. P but she trapped and ate him almost a century ago.
  • beneteaubeneteau Member Posts: 8,553 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by spasmcreek
    members of congress are exempt from some laws on investing the we are NOT...they freely get and use IPO info allowing them to quickly invest in stocks that are zooming up ...called insider information...helps reduce the poverty index of congress..so convert her $193K salary to maybe a $193M net worth...and helps them generate their condescending attitude towards the little people...



    That's why there's so many millionaires in Congress and the reason they want to stay in office all of their lives.
    0M9InwN.gif[
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 27,192
    edited November -1
    The only known cure for priapism is a picture of Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton
  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 19,954 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Smitty500mag
    Mr. Plosi probably has a hot little young girl friend and uses the old bag for spending money.





    Doubtful I'd say he has a harem of dudes.
Sign In or Register to comment.