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Blond joke. Ice Fishing

Jimmy BossJimmy Boss Member Posts: 1,857 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited March 2005 in General Discussion
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a
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>winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could
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>find on ice fishing.For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become
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>an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out
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>she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and
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>packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each
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>piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
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>When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her
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>padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was
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>about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky
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>bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"
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>Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further
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>along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to
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>cut a new hole.Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no
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>fish under the ice!"
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>Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this certainly
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>wasn't covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and
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>moved to the far side of the ice.Once there, she stopped for a few moments
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>to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything
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>up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair positioned just so.
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>Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again, "There
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>are no fish under the ice!"
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>Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that you Lord
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>And how do you know there are no fish under the ice?"
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>The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skating
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>rink.


JBoss......Fear No Fish/peace through superior firepower/If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier!!!!!!!!!
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