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Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
bullshot
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely
ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate
for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social
circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks,
until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely
ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate
for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social
circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks,
until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
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Then they kick him in the ice hole
You must get fooled a lot. [:)] [:D] [8D]
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Too old to live...too young to die...
bullshot,
You must get fooled a lot. [:)] [:D] [8D]
Roger that [:D]
I look like a penguin in karate class...
Damn Doc ..... if your beak was a little longer........Hmmmmmm...
[:D]
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely
ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate
for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social
circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks,
until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
How To Catch A Polar Bear:
chop a hole in the ice, spread a can of peas around the hole, when the bear comes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole !
i heard this one waaaaaaaaaay back when i was a teenager.., during the time when i hunted dinosaurs for the bounty !! [:D] [;)]
I look like a penguin in karate class...
im thinking kung fu panda [:D]
As I was reading, I was thinking I had never given it any thought before, but I never saw a dead penguin. [:D]