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Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,702 ✭✭✭✭
edited October 2012 in General Discussion
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely
ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate
for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social
circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks,
until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:








"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool OLD people.
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"

Comments

  • brier-49brier-49 Member Posts: 7,095 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    UH you missed the punch line

    Then they kick him in the ice hole
  • fullcaseloadfullcaseload Member Posts: 224 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    what a rotten trick, yeah, I was going for it
  • dav1965dav1965 Member Posts: 26,540 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    you got me too. LOL
  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    bullshot,

    You must get fooled a lot. [:)] [:D] [8D]
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  • DocDoc Member Posts: 13,898 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I look like a penguin in karate class...


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    Too old to live...too young to die...
  • bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,702 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by RugerNiner
    bullshot,

    You must get fooled a lot. [:)] [:D] [8D]


    Roger that [:D]
    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
  • bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,702 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Doc
    I look like a penguin in karate class...


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    Damn Doc ..... if your beak was a little longer........Hmmmmmm...

    [:D]
    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You got me [:D][:D][:D]LMAO
  • USN_AirdaleUSN_Airdale Member Posts: 2,987
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bullshot
    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
    Where do they go?

    Wonder no more ! ! !
    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely
    ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate
    for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
    throughout its life.

    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social
    circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks,
    until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

    The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:








    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."


    You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

    It's so easy to fool OLD people.



    How To Catch A Polar Bear:
    chop a hole in the ice, spread a can of peas around the hole, when the bear comes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole !

    i heard this one waaaaaaaaaay back when i was a teenager.., during the time when i hunted dinosaurs for the bounty !! [:D] [;)]
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Doc
    I look like a penguin in karate class...


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    im thinking kung fu panda [:D]




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  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You got me too, and I'm an OAE (Old Antarctic Explorer). [:D]

    As I was reading, I was thinking I had never given it any thought before, but I never saw a dead penguin. [:D]

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    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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