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Bumper stickers

alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
edited April 2007 in General Discussion
Got my bumper stickers today thank you

but i'm going to dress out my safe & bumper[;)]

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  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Copied from another forum...

    Vote Kerry - The Sears Tower Is An Eyesore, Anyway
    John Kerry - Vietnam War Hero - But For Which Side?
    Whatever you believe, I do, too - Kerry '04
    John Kerry - Saying Whatever It Takes To Get Your Vote
    John Kerry - Won't Just Take A Stand On The Tough Issues, He'll Take Two Or Three Of Them
    John Kerry: Betraying America Since 1971
    John Kerry: Al Gore, But Without The Charisma
    John Kerry: Pretending To Fight Against Special Interests Since Very Recently
    John Kerry: Screwing Veterans One Day At A Time
    Don't vote for anyone who looks like a Q-Tip
    Kerry - Endorsed by Al-Qaeda, Al-Jazeera, and Al-Gore
    Everything To Everyone - Kerry 2004
    Help Me To Help You Screw Up America - Kerry
    John Kerry: The President Dukakis We Never Had
    Keeping too much of your own money? Vote Kerry!
    Kerry - Anti-Pro-whatever
    Kerry - Citizen of the United Nations
    Kerry - The same economy as Clinton, without the burning sensation.
    Kerry: Catholic When It Counts!
    Kerry - More Positions Than Gumby
    Kerry - More Waffles than Belgium
    Kerry - On the issues, he's everywhere you want him to be
    Spending Money Left, Left, and Far Left - Vote Kerry
    There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Teresa.
    These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. - Vote Kerry
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    I was checking a web sight that had some political bumper stickers on it, and these were some of my favorite ones.

    OBAMA for Sate Senate (again)

    My favorite candidate (none of the above)

    Democrats Pander Better

    Democrats: United We Stand, United We Fall.

    The only place Democrats want to drill is in your wallet!

    RON PAUL, the other Black candidate. (It actually said Bob Barr, but I changed it)

    Now we know what John Edwards meant by "Two Americas"

    The only CHANGE Obama wants is the lat pennies in your pocket.

    Move the White House to ELITE street. Elect SNOBama.

    My Vice Presidential candidate is a GILF

    Put a COUGAR in the White House. Elect Sarah Palin

    I'm for that white haired dude & Sarah Palin

    I'm for what's his name & Sarah Palin

    PALIN POWER, it makes moose shake

    Alaska, the coldest state. The hottest Governor.

    PALIN 2012

    Trinity +++
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Anyone know where I can get 6-8 "I'll Take The Mormon Over The Moron" bumper stickers? Thanks, Dave
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Saw a couple today that i kinda liked."Obama is the mistake America will learn"and "I tried seeing Obama's point of view.But I couldn't get my head that far up my *"
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    when i was in college i did have a couple of bumper stickers, one said "driver only carries 20 dollars.....in ammunition" the other said "college.....we drink more beer by 9am than most people do all day"[:D]

    i know they where tacky but young and stupid they kinda somed up my beliefs. now when i have a new pickup i wouldn't even think of putting something so stupid on my vehicle. i did put a pewter hitch cover that said ruger on but it broke right away(yeah, laugh it up ruger haters)[B)]

    did any of you have any embaressing ones?
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

    I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

    Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

    Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

    Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

    Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

    If you are psychic - think "HONK"

    If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

    You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

    Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

    You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

    Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

    My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

    Grow your own dope, plant a man.

    All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

    Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

    Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

    Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.

    Editing is a rewording activity.

    Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen

    Allow me to introduce my selves

    Better living through denial

    I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

    Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

    Too many freaks not enough circuses

    Ambivalent? Well yes and no....

    Does your train of thought have a caboose?

    Is it time for your medication or mine?

    I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck

    How do I set the laser printer to stun?

    I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....

    Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

    Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

    I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

    And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?

    Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

    Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

    Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

    Adults are just kids who owe money.

    Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

    I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

    You! Off my planet!

    -Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

    I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
  • Colt SuperColt Super Member Posts: 31,007
    edited November -1
    186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

    When you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back, hunt her down and kill her.

    Doug
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    quote:I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.



    [:D]sounds like me!
  • catpealer111catpealer111 Member Posts: 10,695
    edited November -1
    quote:I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


    That's my life right there.

    quote:When you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back, hunt her down and kill her.

    Very poetic.
  • mrseatlemrseatle Member Posts: 15,467 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Jesus Is My Yoga Master[}:)]


    Here's a scan of my other one, feel free to copy it, unless that is illegal in your jurisdiction.

    HK.jpg?t=1175441318
  • shoff14shoff14 Member Posts: 11,994 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just because I have a truck, doesn't mean I will help you move.
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