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wipalawipala Member Posts: 11,068
edited May 2005 in General Discussion

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Brutal Money Waster

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

Flip over read directions
F***** over rebuilt dodge
First on Race Day!!!
backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

General Maintenance

Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

Had One Never Did Again

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Virtually Worthless

"When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil."
- Max Lerner


  • Big DaveBig Dave Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Freakin Owner's Really Dumb [:D][;)][^]
  • laisterrlaisterr Member Posts: 636 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1

    Bust My Wallet
  • Rebel_JamesRebel_James Member Posts: 4,746
    edited November -1
    OH GOD, don't EVEN think about what P O N T I A C stands for!!


    "The Greatest Battle Implement Ever Devised!"
    -- Gen. George S. Patton
    referring to the M1 Garand
  • MRBEANMRBEAN Member Posts: 562 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yeah Rebel, I think that's why he omitted it![:D][}:)]

    bean.gifTo the rich, everything is a neccessity. To the poor, everything is a luxury
  • fugawefugawe Member Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    BMW Bavarian Murder Weapon

    A freind's wife had an Accent- he called it her HowYouWannaDie Accident.

    If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • PATBUZZARDPATBUZZARD Member Posts: 3,556
    edited November -1
    Not exactly the same format as the rest of the jokes, but over in Iraq we unofficially named our Hummve "Kevorkian...." [}:)]

    "Gunner sabot tank! Identify! UP! Fire! ON THE WAY!!" <<boom>>

    "It's all about shot placement..."
  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,482 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Killed in Action
  • tomh.tomh. Member Posts: 3,728 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not exactly relevant, but this made me think of it.
    The BMW emblem (looks like a checkerboard, but round) actually symbolizes a spinning propeller, because of the aircraft heritage.
    Same with Mitsubishi....Theirs is a 3-blade propeller.
    And of course, that logo on your Husqvarna chainsaw (and your vintage MXer) simulates a gunsight because they produced rifles.
  • Rifleman30Rifleman30 Member Posts: 68 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Jaguar, Just Another Gigantic Unwarranted Auto Repair
  • zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    My favorite has always been the Ford, Pinto!

    Shortly after Ford began to export the Pinto to South America they
    began to notice a rather steep sales trend in Brazil. Shortly, they
    were selling them almost as soon as the little cars were rolled off
    the boats! Their dealerships were pleading for more cars! "Send more
    Pintos, immediately!" was heard everywhere!

    Ford investigated.

    Ford soon discovered the reason why ...

    Pinto in Portuguese means pen`is!

    ... the name of the export cars to Brazil were changed!

    ... sales dropped proportionally/radically!

    Once again the prudish Americans had found their level ... and once again
    the Brazilians were out of a good laugh at our expense!
  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656
    edited November -1
    This is a no shter! In the early 70's Nova sales in Latin America would not take off from the ground. After countless meetings and thousands of dollars worth doing research, top management finally came with a reason.
    NOVA (no va) in Spanish means "doesn't go!".


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    Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis".
  • 65gto38965gto389 Member Posts: 2,850 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Factory Obligated Required Demolition

    Big Monster WasteBucket

    Damn Overpriced Doomed Garage Errosion

    Virtual Wreck

    Having Overpriced Nothing Defeication Automobile

    the new GTO:
    Guys Taking Opiates

    People On Nothing That Intelligent Americans Check

    the new HUMMER:
    Horrible Underwater Mega Monster Errodided RustBucket

    Automobile Ugandins Defy Intensely

    Korean Intestional Aggrevation

    Disasterous Attempt Every Way On Operation

    Toys Operated Yes Operated Terrible Automobile

    Geneocide Monster Crap
    Guys Make Cookies

    " Those who give up a little freedom for temporary security, deserve neither freedom nor security "
    - Benjamin Franklin
  • BlckhrnBlckhrn Member Posts: 5,136
    edited November -1
    A guy I used to work for had an old Nova, nicknamed No Vay (way). Always broke down.

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  • dolfandolfan Member Posts: 4,159
    edited November -1
    Another one for FORD:

    Fix Or Repair Daily.........I should know, I own 2 Fords.[xx(]
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