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Funny AF story NSFW

crash2usafcrash2usaf Member Posts: 4,094
edited June 2009 in General Discussion
Back in day this feller from Boston went to vancouver to party, and apparently found the girl of his dreams!!! Right there on the street corner adams apple n all!!! Apparently he/she needed cab money and he was wishing to rescue his fair maiden from her current prediciment. Those of us who did not have the massive beer goggles could see from three miles away that Boston's fair maiden was packing a little of both sexes.... Anywho we were tired and a little pissed at Boston because this outstanding Airman has the worst taste in women when he was sober, which is at least along the right lines. However farmers lock their sheep in when this guy drinks, so we let him rescue his fair maiden...

Well the next day he was white as a ghost and really didn't talk much other than yelling at us for "allowing him to proceed" which we weren't really given much choice..... Of course being the supportive loving bunch we were, kept at it until he puked, then told every sodomy joke we could think of for the rest of his short career... To this day I think of that and laugh. He was such a stubborn * sober, and plain unreasonable drunk. Later after he got kicked out I heard he was arrested for breaking into a school higher than a kite looking for his kid, wrong school, wrong kid.... And folks were upset that this self described "war hero" was treated in such a horrible way..

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