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Daily Briefing

HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
edited September 2005 in General Discussion
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily morning briefing.

He concludes by saying, "And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in skirmishes outside Basra."

"Oh my God, the humanity!" Mr. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this sudden outward display of emotion, nervously watching as the president rocks in his chair and shakes his head, the tears welling up in his eyes....

The president raises his head, regains his composure, sniffs the tears back and asks,

"Just how many is a bra-zillion, anyway?" [:D][:D][:D]

Paraphrasing Mark Twain: It's not what you know that makes you look stupid, it's what you know that just ain't so.

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    kingjoeykingjoey Member Posts: 8,636
    edited November -1
    YAWN[|)]

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    ElMuertoMonkeyElMuertoMonkey Member Posts: 12,898
    edited November -1
    I gotta be fair on this one - though clever in its construction, Brazil does not have any troops in Iraq. Its humor loses some of its potency when it relies on fabricated premises to make its point.


    (Still, I did laugh my @$$ off!)
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    kingjoeykingjoey Member Posts: 8,636
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by ElMuertoMonkey
    I gotta be fair on this one - though clever in its construction, Brazil does not have any troops in Iraq. Its humor loses some of its potency when it relies on fabricated premises to make its point.


    (Still, I did laugh my @$$ off!)


    EMM, Hairy uses fabricated premises in all his posts, why should the jokes be exempt?[:o)]

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    HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Hey EMM--we got the troll to respond! Good work. [:D][:D][:D]

    Paraphrasing Mark Twain: It's not what you know that makes you look stupid, it's what you know that just ain't so.

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    HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    doc: You're right, but this context is more appropriate. BTW, does Bush dye his hair? [:D][:D]

    Paraphrasing Mark Twain: It's not what you know that makes you look stupid, it's what you know that just ain't so.

    Volenti non fit injuria
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    OLDMANDONNIEOLDMANDONNIE Member Posts: 308 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dark Lord of the Sissies:

    YAWN........................

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