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urinating in the morning..........................

gun_runnergun_runner Member Posts: 8,999
edited December 2006 in General Discussion
Ever have no choice but to go in the shower or outside because nature had a verticle outlook that wouldnt go away?
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    spryorspryor Member Posts: 9,155
    edited November -1
    No.
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    1KYDSTR1KYDSTR Member Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just learn to aim like a mortar crew...and practice at deer camp where the wife won't castrate you for peeing on the ceiling...and the walls, and the floor, and the hand towels,,,,,,,,
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    sarge_3adsarge_3ad Member Posts: 8,387 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I usually go outside and pee off the porch anyway. Is that bad?
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    11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't pee...I wait until it builds up to the point that my bladder is about to explode, then I jab myself with a 14-ga. needle and let it gush whereever it wants to.
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    buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    gawd, as soon as I saw the title of the thread that's the first thing I thought of.

    Yes.
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    p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gun_runner
    Ever have no choice but to go in the shower or outside because nature had a verticle outlook that wouldnt go away?


    You always have a choice. Unlike a woman, you were provided control because you are supposed to be in control. Be in control. Be a man.











    [}:)][:p][8D]
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    TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    I take the opportunity to perform my daily exercise...an isometric inclined one handed push-up.
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    PJPJ Member Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds like a prostrate prostate.
    Pete
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    TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    If all else fails, try putting this on your wall...


    spe_riding_the_bus_hp_photo.jpg
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    Tie it in a knot!
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    rogue_robrogue_rob Member Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Txs
    I take the opportunity to perform my daily exercise...an isometric inclined one handed push-up.



    I prefer the concentrated horizontal hip thrusts, done in rapid succession[:D]
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    crims40crims40 Member Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One of God's greatest gifts to man is man's right to pee anywhere he chooses and to hell with what a woman says.....[}:)][}:)]
    crims40
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    spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    I just go around and follow the dog, messing him up. If he pees on a tree, I go ahead and pee on it right after him...
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    MVPMVP Member Posts: 25,074 ✭
    edited November -1
    I always pee outside. I have fun messing the spanielsells scent markers up.
    If he pees on a tree so do I[:D]
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    spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    I always pee outside. I have fun messing the spanielsells scent markers up.
    If he pees on a tree so do I[:D]

    LOL we must all look like a bunch of gay freaks then... bunch o'guys walking around with our tallywhackers out peeing on trees one after another...
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    I always pee outside. I have fun messing the spanielsells scent markers up.
    If he pees on a tree so do I[:D]

    LOL we must all look like a bunch of gay freaks then... bunch o'guys walking around with our tallywhackers out peeing on trees one after another...
    I did hear that you New Zealanders are much like San Fransiscans![}:)][:D][:o)]
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    spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by *_r_done
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    I always pee outside. I have fun messing the spanielsells scent markers up.
    If he pees on a tree so do I[:D]

    LOL we must all look like a bunch of gay freaks then... bunch o'guys walking around with our tallywhackers out peeing on trees one after another...
    I did hear that you New Zealanders are much like San Fransiscans![}:)][:D][:o)]
    Don't you have any UFOs to chase, Art? [;)]
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by *_r_done
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    I always pee outside. I have fun messing the spanielsells scent markers up.
    If he pees on a tree so do I[:D]

    LOL we must all look like a bunch of gay freaks then... bunch o'guys walking around with our tallywhackers out peeing on trees one after another...
    I did hear that you New Zealanders are much like San Fransiscans![}:)][:D][:o)]
    Don't you have any UFOs to chase, Art? [;)]
    Not today, no action at the old Area 51 today![;)]
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    CHGOTHNDERCHGOTHNDER Member Posts: 8,934 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0]Something very wrong here.

    PJ
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    [:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0]Something very wrong here.

    PJ
    Your right! It must be a bad day if we are talking about PEEING to the forum![:o)][;)]
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    sarge_3adsarge_3ad Member Posts: 8,387 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    It's better than talking about pooping in the shower or outside.[:D][8D]
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    jimbowbyjimbowby Member Posts: 3,496
    edited November -1
    [8D]--Man, you think somethings wrong here---



    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    [:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0]Something very wrong here.



    PJ



    --You ought to be THERE--

    --[xx(][xx(]--JIMBO
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    11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've come to expect nothing less than complete insanity on this forum. I guess that's why I keep coming back.
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    2-barrel2-barrel Member Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't know if its required but it sure helps. [:D][:D]
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    gun_runnergun_runner Member Posts: 8,999
    edited November -1
    Im relieved to know Iam not alone in this renal adventure.

    Pee on fella's, Pee on,
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    kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,857 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1KYDSTR
    Just learn to aim like a mortar crew...

    +1
    If you really desire something, you'll find a way ?
    ? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
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    He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 50,956 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [xx(]
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    tsavo303tsavo303 Member Posts: 8,900 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I choose to pee in the shower or outside
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    nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,009 ******
    edited November -1
    Did we really need to know all this? I was going to tell how I manage this difficulty, but thought better of it.
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    Sav99Sav99 Member Posts: 16,037 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Txs
    If all else fails, try putting this on your wall...


    spe_riding_the_bus_hp_photo.jpg

    Rosie O'Donnell: The Anti Erection
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    TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    Rosie O'Donnell: The Anti ErectionFor use only as directed.
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    Trader DaveTrader Dave Member Posts: 791 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OOOOOH - I thought you were referring to her as the TARGET. Either way it should work.
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    woodshermitwoodshermit Member Posts: 2,589
    edited November -1
    a few years ago (before global warming and getting old), i woke up one morning, ran outside, and it was so cold that my urine froze solid before i could finish....talk about shrinkage, George. since then i've been filling up empty gallon jugs and save them over the winter. Come spring, i dilute the liquid with a little tabasco and a couple of other secret additives, package the product and sell it at the local farmer's market as "Organic Deer Repellant"

    at least those messy dreams have stopped
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    ripley16ripley16 Member Posts: 4,834 ✭
    edited November -1
    Reminds me of my first trip to the deep south. Stopped at a lunch counter in Nowhere Arkansas. Next to me was a large fellow with what I thought was a giant Iced Tea. Another fellow walks in and asks the big man "Is that Yourin?" The big guy picks up the glass, drains it in one huge gulp, belches, and says "Yep".

    I threw up all over the counter.


    I tipped well that day.[:D]
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