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THINK I'M GOING TO BREAK SOME LAWS, ADVICE NEEDED

1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
edited November 2015 in General Discussion
as most of you know I have proven to be the fastest and most accurate gun in 3 states, and the entire Midwest and can shoot 2x faster than human normal reaction times of 25/100th of a second , the question is should I wear a bullet resistant vest just in case ? {its a misdemeanor}

first im going to strap on my usual g17 {not stock} plus 2 spare mags all concealed of course, eat breakfast at waffle house, then make a deposit at my credit union, {my bank doesn't have a no ccw sign}, stop by the post office, take a walk through the park , pay my storage facility fees {they have a sign too}, maybe some shopping, take in a movie with hopes of someone drawing on me to satisfy my blood thirst

im undecided if I should wear my seat belt, and use turn signals

Comments

  • DirtyDawgDirtyDawg Member Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    subscribed. BRB, going to get some popcorn.
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 57,893 ******
    edited November -1
    show them your sign,,
  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,041 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Concealed is concealed. I delivered my two boys to high school for 4 years on my way to the trap range.

    So do what you gotta do. Personal protection trumps a sign on the door.

    Going to go get some popcorn and watch the fireworks. Maybe in for Sunday night meltdown!
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by montanajoe
    show them your sign,,



    one step ahead of you joe, I have these printed out and will tape them over their signs as I walk in

    shoo.jpg



    is that fair ?
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 57,893 ******
    edited November -1
    I like it,,[^][^][^][^][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D]
  • M1A762M1A762 Member Posts: 3,426
    edited November -1
    Worls clas![:D]
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Today the GBGD forum has convinced me that I want nothing to do with guns, I just sold them all to a fella with a Middle Eastern accent at the truckstop.
  • victorj19victorj19 Member Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    An observation: hope you're not going inside the Post Office! More serious an offense if caught.
  • Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It never ceases to amaze at just how silly someone can make themselves look if they try really, REALLY hard.
  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Dads3040
    It never ceases to amaze at just how silly someone can make themselves look if they try really, REALLY hard.

    I don't think that was any near a "hard" try...dang...[V][V]
  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Are you taking Gecko45 for backup?
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,664 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan


    im undecided if I should wear my seat belt, and use turn signals


    NO on the seat belt it would increase your draw time!

    NO on the turn signals, you know where you're going it is none of anybody's business.
  • fideaufideau Member Posts: 11,893 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wearing a vest is a misdemeanor? Fast as you are you can dodge a bullet anyhow. But wear a hat in case there are pigeons in the park.[:D]
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    for those that do not understand, I am mocking a member in this thread

    http://forums.GunBroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=664779
  • CoolhandLukeCoolhandLuke Member Posts: 7,825 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I know a guy that is almost as fast but had to change his tactical stance as he had to drop his $4.00 latte every time something happen.
    We have to fight so we can run away.
    Capt. Jack Sparrow.
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 50,947 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Here is my advice: Dump the Glock, it is slowing you down.
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    "when in doubt,whip it out"
  • Gregor62Gregor62 Member Posts: 3,046 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan
    for those that do not understand, I am mocking a member in this thread

    http://forums.GunBroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=664779


    Wasn't he a mod in want ads briefly a few years back? IIRC, and if it's the same guy, he wanted to kick everyone off the forums that didn't agree with him.[:D][:D]
  • serfserf Member Posts: 9,217 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan
    as most of you know I have proven to be the fastest and most accurate gun in 3 states, and the entire Midwest and can shoot 2x faster than human normal reaction times of 25/100th of a second , the question is should I wear a bullet resistant vest just in case ? {its a misdemeanor}

    first im going to strap on my usual g17 {not stock} plus 2 spare mags all concealed of course, eat breakfast at waffle house, then make a deposit at my credit union, {my bank doesn't have a no ccw sign}, stop by the post office, take a walk through the park , pay my storage facility fees {they have a sign too}, maybe some shopping, take in a movie with hopes of someone drawing on me to satisfy my blood thirst

    im undecided if I should wear my seat belt, and use turn signals


    You will/have been taking a calculating risk and the odds will/were in your favor but soon it will be a different story so please act accordingly if you favor your freedom from the rule of law! You will be label a terrorist very soon.

    serf

    http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-24941084

    An in-built computer determines the presence of dangerous objects and alerts the operator within seconds of detection.

    Built-in artificial intelligence (AI) differentiates between common items such as keys, belt buckles or mobile telephones and those that present an immediate threat to safety.

    The devices come in two forms. The first is as a mobile system that could be carried in a public space; it has a range of 7-10m.

    The second is a larger, static version that has an extended range of 20-25m and could be deployed at checkpoints or be mounted on vehicles.

    The team behind the prototypes stresses that the scans will neither compromise people's privacy nor their health. Unlike airport scanners, the devices do not produce an image of the subject but only analyse radar signals reflected from an individual.
  • Rocky4windsRocky4winds Member Posts: 760 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    "as most of you know I have proven to be the fastest and most accurate gun in 3 states, and the entire Midwest and can shoot 2x faster than human normal reaction times of 25/100th of a second.."

    I had to double check the sig to make sure it wasn't Wallie [:D]
  • Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rocky4winds
    "as most of you know I have proven to be the fastest and most accurate gun in 3 states, and the entire Midwest and can shoot 2x faster than human normal reaction times of 25/100th of a second.."

    I had to double check the sig to make sure it wasn't Wallie [:D]

    At least with Wallie you know the thread topic is a joke. [:D]
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rocky4winds
    "as most of you know I have proven to be the fastest and most accurate gun in 3 states, and the entire Midwest and can shoot 2x faster than human normal reaction times of 25/100th of a second.."

    I had to double check the sig to make sure it wasn't Wallie [:D]


    actually I did win Midwest regionals as a master, il state, mo state and indiana, my split times are 11/100th of a second, transition times 16/100th of a second
  • Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    So is that faster than a speeding bullet, or just a coasting one? Also, how do you do on building leaping? Locomotives?

    [8D]
  • texaswildmantexaswildman Member Posts: 2,215 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Be a MAN. Turn signals are a sign of weakness....
  • CoolhandLukeCoolhandLuke Member Posts: 7,825 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    We have to fight so we can run away.
    Capt. Jack Sparrow.
  • pip5255pip5255 Member Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'd wear all the protection I could..................
    I always wear a jacket or atleast a vest just like all well dressed bullets do.......................
    just because you could doesn't mean you should
  • pip5255pip5255 Member Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    oh ofcourse I forgot...............
    WHERE'S YOUR SIGN..........................
    just because you could doesn't mean you should
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,519 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I can kill ten men and a dog, just by farting. I challenge you to a duel sir!!!!!!!!![;)][:D][:D][:D][:D]
  • Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    I can kill ten men and a dog, just by farting. I challenge you to a duel sir!!!!!!!!![;)][:D][:D][:D][:D]

    Okay, but according to The Fart Contest Rules, crapping your pants is a disqualification. [;)][:D]
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by pip5255
    oh ofcourse I forgot...............
    WHERE'S YOUR SIGN..........................



    AND HERE IS YOUR'S [:D]


    KMU90025000_G.jpg
  • pip5255pip5255 Member Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    never wear them but yes I am a big one, pr that is...............
    just because you could doesn't mean you should
  • NeoBlackdogNeoBlackdog Member Posts: 16,566 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by pip5255
    never wear them but yes I am a big one, pr that is...............


    Yes, we know.
  • pip5255pip5255 Member Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan
    for those that do not understand, I am mocking a member in this thread

    http://forums.GunBroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=664779


    GOOD LUCK.................
    just because you could doesn't mean you should
  • CaptplaidCaptplaid Member Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't ask. Don't tell. That's my philosophy.
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