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15 Ways To Lead A Better Life:

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edited April 2007 in General Discussion
1 Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10

2 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14

3 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14

4 Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9

5 Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13 (Mythbusters disproved that one!)

6 Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13

7 Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10

8 When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11

9 Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14

10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9

11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9

12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9

13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10

14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13

15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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